DREAMCATCHER ♡ LOVE SHAKE [apocalypse] 2022 world tour in seoul

why would i netflix and chill when i can ao3 and sin

#PEOPLE ASSUME THE SIN IS LUST BC OF THE AVAILABLE SMUT #WHEN IN REALITY IT’S GLUTTONY BC ONCE WE START READING A GOOD FIC WE CAN’T STOP (via @ellebeecie)

#truth

Lust - reading smutty fic

Gluttony - binging fic with no restraint

Sloth - lying around all day reading fic instead of the shit you should be doing

Wrath - the moment where you wanna scream when you get to the end of a WIP only to find it last updated in 2012

Envy - wishing you could write fic like that

Pride - the confidence that your fandom has the best fic

Greed - Reading every fic in the tag and WANTING MORE DAMMIT.

There are two kinds of fic writers:

1. Fuck it, it’s fiction

2. Let me look up real estate listings, so I can plot out subway routes and schedules and see if this walk really is long enough for them to have this conversation.

Guess which kind I am.

3. People who are a weird mix of the above two.

Me: you know what I don’t care if this doesn’t quite make sense no one cares they will love it and this won’t be analysed it’s fanfic

Also me: I SWEAR if I can’t find a TREE with this EXACT type of bark that I’m imagining I WILL DIE

That’s it. That’s the best tweet. We can all go home now.

@fialleril

I don’t know why, but I think some Americans don’t realise how big the UK is….

American Customer: you’re English right? Do you know the bookshop between Wales and Bristol that has lots of books in?

Me in my head: yeah mate, I know that one. Classic. Love to pop down there on a cheeky break between work. What a wanker…

the continuous 48 states are is almost 39x the size of the isle of great britan

that’s your answer

For reference:

That’s JUST Texas.

When will the UK learn that they are puny little ants in which to be crushed???

where’s that post where the british person was like “oh yeah i only get to see my dad 2-3 times a year because he lives so far away :/” and a person asked “oh no how far away is he?” and the british person said “75 minutes”

op it literally takes about 20 minutes to get to wales from bristol, op that’s a reasonable question do you understand geography

leave europe alone you fucking colonizers

It takes my mom an hour to drive to work. Sometimes more. Europeans are cowards.

“Leave Europe alone you fucking colonizers” Should we tell them?

I drove 6 hours just to pick someone up and bring them home because it’s nbd

Sorry, I’m still stuck on “Leave Europe alone, you colonizers.”

do they know

i took a dna test, turns out i`m 100% that bitch

It’s like that old saying ‘You can’t appreciate something till it’s gone’ but in horrible ways we never expected.

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The dudes from mythbusters are the ultimate unstoppable force vs immovable object,, every time they interact its just

immovable object is an amazing description for a person who once said “I don’t think our death ray is working. I’m standing right in it, and I’m not dead yet.”

Real life Walrus and the Carpenter.

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Mongolians are cool because they’ve merged their traditional and modern ways of life so rather than having poverty due to losing all their important skills they just live in their yurts with their cows and 827474874mbs internet

sure their GDP in dollars is low but when you can survive like your anscestors did it doesn’t mean anything, nothing wrong with adding a motorcycle and wifi into the mix

Everyone should live like their ancestors did 1000 years ago but with the addition of wifi tbh

Adapt. Survive.

this is the single most inspiring piece of information I have yet to come across in all my moments in this world

where is that picture

ah here we go:

What people call “adulting” these days — chores, errands, personal finance, bureaucracy & taxes — is hard for a lot of people, and we’re all vaguely embarrassed about it. We feel like it should be trivial. We rely heavily on technology that makes it easier, and wonder how past generations managed.

For some things, I think it genuinely used to be easier. Back when corporate employment was more paternalistic, the company did a lot of the “adulting” for you. Planning a vacation? You didn’t have Travelocity, but the company did have a travel agent.

Notice how a lot of “adulting” has to be done during working hours? When you’re kind of stealing time from work to do it? How are you *supposed* to do it? I think the answer is “that’s your wife’s job.”

But isn’t this kind of hard for your wife too? Like, it’s hard to go to the bank if you’re dragging a couple of screaming kids, right?

First of all, this only works if the kids are in school most of the day. Second of all, it used to be a lot more normal to have *servants*. Third of all, you can squeeze more work out of people if they feel they *must*, and sexism is great at that.

The 20th century system was never set up to allow a person to work full time *and* do all the chores necessary for a decent life on his/her own. Weird “millennial” ways of filling in the gaps — roommates, software apps, cleaning/laundry services, company perks — are substitutes for old solutions like non-wage-employed family members, servants, government services, and company perks. Sometimes better solutions, sometimes worse, sometimes exactly the same thing under a different name. But the fact that “adulting” is time-consuming and sometimes difficult isn’t a result of some inherent moral turpitude in Millennials. Chores have *always* taken time.

Also the nuclear family has always, always been a lie. In human history no one! Has ever lived like that! Not our grandparents, even! It’s a lie perpetuated by the capitalist model to get you to pay more money and even most modern censuses are thwarted by the fact that people have people in their homes– grandmothers, cousins, family friends. It just makes more sense to live together instead of trying to do everything miserably alone

I nominate this screengrab as a new meme template bc the longer I look the more it’s making me laugh

Meme It based on me plz I need a laugh

I think this counts??

Am I doing it right?

Daily Siamese sounds. So soothing. (Volume up for the dulcet tones of Siamese kittens.)

Transcript:

Cats: *excited Meezer yelling*

Human: *says something indecipherable over the SCREAMS*

Cats: *MORE AND LOUDER YELLING*