Tell the children to shut up
Howw
@askseahorsecaptain / askseahorsecaptain.tumblr.com
Tell the children to shut up
Howw
Ever tried eating sopor?
That shit’ll rot your thinking pan.
Not dead, just dead.
askseahorsecaptain replied to your post: hevwvwo? owo @askseahorsecaptain
Wwhat the fuck did you just say to me.
i said hevwvwo, you old fart!!
Wwoww I’vve made a mistake followwing you.
Oh wwoww, thank you.
Holy shit.
This is the best holiday ever.
you small creature.
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vwas my presence at your hivwe a yay or nay? asking for a friend.
long story short i didnt take that many pics, but i took enough to provwe my point of absence.
i got these nice little leather glovwes that actually look like fish bits, so thats cool! i also made fucking. macaroni. casserole CAKE. it vwas so good you dont evwen knowv. im so proud of me. i also vwent divwing dowvn belowv and took a pretty shot. seems like a good place to just chill for underwvater hang outs.
and then me and @askseahorsecaptain hung out on the docks in that one pic. hes tired as usual but he lovwes havwing me around of course! im pretty sure this was after i strung some tunes on my uku.
anywvays, yeah! feels like it vwas a couple of vweeks but it vwas probably like one for you guys haha. good to be back.
How Can I Not Piss people off? I Clean, Eat, And Sleep Repeat Sorry if I Somehow piss you off with a Long thing of My problem instead of Just a simple questions.
heh, havwing a good time ovwer at your place captain? i'm a little jealous, maybe I should head ovwer and bring my guitar, vwe can be a band!
Please don’t bring your instrument.
okay so vwhile im ovwer at duals just an fyi; totally going to serenade him vwith my string skills. i just started too, so itll be fresh for the picking. (#the plucking. #he likes jokes right?)
((Decided I should draw an accurate represenation of what Cronus is going to be doing for the next week. Bugging Dualscar, playing the ukulele, and overall having a good time. ))
I havve a wwiggler @violetbard staying wwith me for a wwhile. Dunno wwhy, didn’t invvite him but hey, good to havve someone around. I guess.
askseahorsecaptain replied to your photo: i hate this armor, so fuckin’ much. and i’m cold…
hahahahHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
oh I’m glad to see you find this vwhole ordeal so funny, old man.
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
wwhy is your aesthetic 'hooligan'
vwhy is your aesthetic “old drunk man”