cute gender neutral things to call ur partner
- the big bean
- industrial sized jar of peanut butter
- left boob
- a literal bee
- paper towel
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cute gender neutral things to call ur partner
The other day I watched a little boy get knocked to the ground by an older kid who was running by. He burst into tears as his mother hurried over.
“Here’s a bandaid for ya,” I said, producing one from my vest pocket.
“Oh, he’s not bleeding, thank you though!”
I lowered my voice and leaned in. “Kids think bandaids are health magic,” I said. “Ask him where it hurts and exploit that placebo effect.”
She did just that, and instantly the kid stopped crying and thanked her. “I’ll have to remember that,” she said.
Children: #HACKED
it costs exactly $0 and zero cents to use “they” instead of “he or she” when talking about a hypothetical person or someone whose pronouns you don’t know
(via tastytalk)
when i figure out how to die without hurting my mom’s feelings it’s over for me, bitches
This is the punkest thing I have ever seen in my whole life.
She is right, lying doesn’t count at the library.
Put that last line on my headstone
lesbians, gays, b-bicycles…. *sweats* trains
Cant believe we found rupaul’s tumblr
It doesn’t belong in animal rights either, or pretty much any situation in which your decision to disagree denies others their agency and is likely to cause harm.
me trying to flirt
Wait how do you know all your fish are single?
all the fish I currently have are brothers so like, I hope
this
SPEEDING
Me as hozier liking this tweet
Is funny when doctors and other peeps act like my problem is that I’m obsessed w/ my disability. Um no. You have it backwards. The problem is I HAVE to be cuz it is a constant problem.
I’m deaf. About 25 years ago, I was working for a little while as a classroom aide at a program that worked with deaf children with multiple disabilities. All the teachers and other classroom aides were hearing, but they all could sign. Not at native signing level, but enough to carry on a basic conversation.
So, one evening, all us adults bring all the kids to a special one-night camping trip. All the kids are put to sleep, which frees up the adults to get into a circle and have some fun to ourselves for a while. People start talking, except they were forgetting to sign. So I reminded them to please sign so I could understand them. One of them told me that, no, they weren’t going to sign because this was our night to have fun and not have to think about communication.
So no one signed all night. They talked, they laughed, they had fun. I sat, feeling lost and cut off and betrayed. I remember wishing I had had the nerve to say, “No, what you mean is, you want a night in which everyone EXCEPT ME gets to not think about communication.”
I think sometimes when non-disabled people insist that we are too obsessed with our disability, what they REALLY mean is, “I wish you would stop reminding me that I have a shared responsibility as a fellow member of society to proactively ensure that we all have an opportunity to be engaged in society. I wish you would just pretend to not have a disability so I can pretend that I don’t have to do anything to enable you to do the same things the rest of us are doing.”
The luxury of not needing to think about disability in a society that is designed to lock us on the cold outside is a non-disabled privilege.
why do so many “icarus and the sun” artworks and stories portray the sun as a woman? do y’all know who controlled the sun? apollo. icarus is gay as fuck, y’all.
Sometimes it was helios, not Apollo. Icarus was still gay as fuck
“Icarus we just escaped prison don’t ruin it by flying too close to the sun”
[Icarus already fucking launching himself across the sky for the sake of some godly dick]
woops
Guy getting himself killed to get some godly dick is propably the most Greek thing to ever happen in mythology
my friend: [needs comfort]
me: oh Dang what are the Comfort Words
me: *flipping through the manual* there there?
my friend: *cries harder*
me: oh No they were the wrong Comfort Words
Here you go, all the Comfort Words
Validation of feelings is so healing and helpful!!!!!
More people need to be aware that 9 is an option.