Team: H7

Writer: Ferrets

Artist: Fuzzy

Beta: Slooth

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Title: Tell Me You’re Okay

Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/41522754/chapters/104138466

Rating/Warnings: Teen, Major Character Death

Characters: EthosLab, BdoubleO100, VintageBeef, Docm77, Rendog, Renbob, Goatman, other Hermits as minor characters

Summary: Deep in the vastness of space, the HMS Hermitheus sails towards its next destination, carrying twenty-six Hermits inside. Or was it twenty-five? Twenty-six? Twenty-five? Twenty-six? Who knows? Anyway, the Hermitheus sails towards the next destination, the next new world for the Hermits to inhabit. Nothing goes wrong. - Moon. Big. Moon big. The moon’s big and everyone who has a way to get off world has done so, but not every Hermit has left. Etho gathers up everyone who is staying behind. Nothing goes wrong. - Grumbot is glitching out and Renbob and Goatman need to find whatever is causing the problem or the whole ship could be in danger if the AI goes offline. Nothing goes wrong.

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man i sure do love minecraft

It would be very fitting for Grian of all people to set up double life so that the last person you have to kill is your greatest ally...

But also I don't think it's ever explicitely stated only one person has to win. I feel like it was entirely dependant on who the last pair was...

I think its a 50-50 of Grian letting Scar win, because he's the only previous winner who still actively tries to win. He would probably suggest another cactus ring. I think Scar coulda beat him its really a matter of getting the last hit in.

Any of the divorcees would ended Like That tbh

Bdubs absolutely would have stabbed Impulse in the back, it's 50-50 if Impulse woulda tried the same thing as revenge though.

Boat boys would absolutely set up a big fight for the fun of it they'd giggle their way through murdering each other

Ren and Bigb I think might not kill each other I think they would be the ones to realize hey we won! Unless Ren was feeling especially theatre kid that day and wanted revenge for the cheating.

I think Ranchers would be like yay we won together! And jump off a cliff together or something. Neither's instinct is to kill they always hesitate so I doubt it would come to mind unless a ghost suggested it.

Tango would teach his kids how to fix an engine before he taught them how to drive

Jimmy would get a ticket while showing them the ropes

hermits as cat breeds

this was originally a thread on my twitter but i since have deleted my account so im remaking it here because i know you need it in your lifes

Doc - Maine Coon

Xisuma - Siamese cat

more under cut lol

Dear, Etho

the difference in people’s thoughts caused by these two words

"Dear Etho"

With a comma after "dear"

You've written

"Dear, Etho"

Anyway, all this to say

I'm coming home this summer

At no one's invitation

I'll be there with your family

If you bake your absolutely dogshit cake

I know you're very busy

I know your work's important

But I'm crossing the ocean and I just can't wait

Etho getting robbed many times - the lore

I drew over a page from Ryoko Kui's Dungeon Meshi for this bit. (Disclaimer: this is not my original art.)

I just felt like this has been Joel's vibes recently. 😂

Yeah we're legit at the point where mid-2010s free the nipple breastfeeding is okay feminism is leaps and bounds of improvement

women in nyc can legally go topless wherever men can btw

Wait is that user implying that it's sexual assault to show someone a boob