god these violent delights are fucking AWESOME lol. having a great time. btw does anybody know what we're doing after this

idgaf if you would still love me if i was a worm so don't even worry about that. but if i was a severed head would you carry me around with you.

would you kiss me. with tongue.

please just tell me that somebody out there knows the post i’m looking for

YES

Guy eating pussy but he's got one of those Bluetooth earpieces on and on the other end is a lesbian instructing him how to do it.

@derekhalesbian

op turned off blogs on one of my favorite posts so here it is again

Don't get me started on Gabriel, I won't shut up

My coffee maker is such a faggot. Every time I use it it whines and moans and groans and pisses all over the place

i think they're called baristas

stop playing it cool, just be passionate and intense and insane and whoever sticks around is meant for you

Slow fucking her while she's asleep

Hard at work at the yaoi factory

They fucking called fujOSHA on us

I deserved sex today but whatever