Heh 😏
Witch (OC Request)
Thank you for the Pixiv Request
UNDEAD AUSTRALIAN: ah bladdy 'ell. oim fackin undid. oim a damn creachuh of tha noight. a fackin zombie. wha' a cunt. this is bladdy orriboh. fack me
ぺこーら!
I think I know where she is pal
Elf cooking show: First person helmetcam of a an elf hunting and killing a deer with their bare hands. They sing a lullabye to the deer before they snap it's neck and prepare a side salad.
Dwarf cooking show: America's Test Kitchen but even more rigorous. 20 minutes of discussing how to maintain precise heat just to boil water.
Halfling cooking show: Great British Bake Off with soap-opera levels of internal drama. Everyone is stoned off their ass.
Orc cooking show: Edible mythbusters. The contestants must make bbq with a live dragon. People straight up die sometimes.
Goblin cooking show: Goblins don't really understand the concept of restaurants, but they have a show like Diners Dive ins and Dives for rooting through people's trash.
Sorry this was too good to leave in the tags
my beautiful transgender wife
stay as far away as possible.