Masterlist!

OK BUT IF THE TREES IN NARNIA ARE LIKE PEOPLE then if Peter Pevensie (or Caspian, either way I’m down) fucked me against a tree would it be a threesome

I have such a nasty fic in mind but I’m too lazy to put it into coherent sentences

WHY IS THERE SUCH LITTLE JGL CONTENT OUT THERE THAT MAN IS SO FINE

Anyways the reason I logged back on is cuz I rewatched Inception last week & aside from it being one of the greatest movies ever it also contains one of the most attractive men ever (joseph gordon levitt as arthur will forever be a weakness of mine) & I just got my period so I’m extra horny & idk if I need to read jgl smut or write it but either way smut is involved & this is where I find it

YALL I-??? I’VE BEEN OFF OF TUMBLR FOR LIKE 7 MONTHS & HAD MAYBE 200 FOLLOWERS WHEN I LEFT

WHY DO I HAVE 700+ FOLLOWERS & LIKE THOUSANDS OF LIKES/REBLOGS NOW WTH THANK YOU????!! 😭🥹

Did y’all read jelsa & the big 6 comics on Instagram in like 2015 too or was that just me???? 😭

Just finished season 2 of the summer I turned pretty and honestly the only couple I care about is Steven and Taylor

I’ve come to the conclusion based on my fictional crushes that my type typically narrows down to 3 categories:

1. pretty asshole who needs fixing

2. pretty misunderstood bad boy who needs a hug (but also needs fixing)

OR

3. gorgeous idiot who’s also powerful and useful but mostly just a gorgeous idiot

Rewatching Agent Carter (again) so you are all invited to the renewal of my vows to my husband Chief Jack Thompson 🥰🥰

attire is formal don’t be late

people who show their face on their tumblr are a different type of bold

like I’m not tryna have all my insanity linked back to me 💀

I was in grade 5 when i discovered the masterpiece that is LOTR & so, naturally, I started writing my name in elvish when we would get handouts & the first time our student teacher handed back our graded papers he was like “🤨🥴😵‍💫 whose is this?” & I was like “mine!” & then by the 3rd time he just knew & for the rest of that school year I just continued writing my name in elvish like it was normal & I still think about it every night

all the girlies talking about Barbie & the Eras Tour healing their inner child meanwhile 10 yr old me would have SCREAMED witnessing the making of Mordor & the forging of the 3 rings

not to mention seeing Aragorn’s ancestors & like the actual Man™️ who will one day cut the ring from Sauron’s hand like WHAT??

WDYM I FALL IN LOVE WITH SAURON??

seeing Halbrand save Elendil??? like bb u just ensured ur own doom 😭

I know it’s not canon but Gandalf’s first encounter with hobbits??? which explains his undying love for them???? Insane

And the galadriel backstory???? which adds so much more to her temptation with the ring?? wow

elrond being friends with durin & seeing khazad-dûm in its prime???? WOW

My inner child is SO happy rn

Me when I was 10: ew Sauron is gross & evil & needs to die

Me at 20: he’s canonically hot and repentant… I can totally fix him…