34. “Say I’m just a friend to you, but friends don’t do the things we do. Everybody knows you love me too.”’
Thanks for the prompt! I decided to go super goofy with this one, cause my favorite line from FRIENDS has been running through my head lately. Hope you enjoy!
34. “Say I’m just a friend to you, but friends don’t do the things we do. Everybody knows you love me too.”
Jake, Ezekiel and Flynn were sitting at the bar the team had gone out to after the mission that day, chatting and downing beers. The night had been fun, but Ezekiel was growing exasperated at the lack of attention he was currently getting.
Cassandra had dragged Eve over to the pool table once they’d both passed tipsy. Flynn, as expected, had checked out a long time ago, bopping overdramatically to the music and watching Eve with one of his goofy smiles. What Ezekiel hadn’t expected though was the lack of attention from Stone, who’d stopped actively participating in the conversation a few minutes ago in favor of watching the girls as well.
Cassandra had started to talking to one of the guys they were playing against, and everyone could see them starting to get closer, and giggling. Now, he was leaning over her and “helping her use the stick.”
Ezekiel looked back and forth between that scene, and Jake, and he rolled his eyes, immediately realizing what was happening.
“Come on. mate.” he said.
“What?” Jake asked, his gaze only half-turning.
“You’ve been all puppy-dog eyes on Cassandra for the past five minutes. You’re starting to look pathetic.”
“I don’t know…” Jake started. He turned back to the bar finally and sipped his beer. “I don’t know what you’re talking about.”
“Please,” Ezekiel sighed. “You think the rest of us haven’t noticed you two dancing around each-other for the past three years? I’ve literally never seen anyone be more obvious.”
Jake waited a moment with a hard frown and sipped his drink again before speaking.
“Look,” he said. “I’ve thought…maybe…but it doesn’t matter! She’s clearly not interested.”
He motioned over to the pool table, where Cassandra was laughing loudly as she faced pool boy.
“She’s drunk at a bar and flirting with some playboy who pulled a poolstick move on her.” Ezekiel exclaimed. “And you think that means she’d never be interested in you?!”
Jake said nothing, and Ezekiel sighed loudly.
“Mate, you gotta stop this sulking. Everybody knows you and Cassandra are gonna be together in the end.”
“And how do you know that?” Jake asked angrily.
Ezekiel scoffed and sipped his drink before answering.
“Because she’s your lobster!” he said teasingly.
“I’m sorry,” Jake said. “My what?”
“You know….like in that episode of FRIENDS?”
Jake still just looked at Ezekiel confused, and the thief sighed again before continuing on.
“Lobsters, they mate for life. She’s your lobster.”
“Actually,” Flynn said, who’d apparently been listening while still watching Eve. “Lobsters don’t mate for life.”
“Oh whatever!” Ezekiel said angrily.
“It’s interesting actually,” Flynn continued. “Lots of studies have been done. Not many species other than humans are monogamous. Beavers are.”
“You’re not helping Flynn!”
“And Swans.”
“Fine!” Ezekiel yelled, catching a few stray gazes. “She’s your bloody swan then! Point is…it’s going to be you two.”
Jake was about to say something else when Cassandra and Eve came back over to join them, Cassandra smiling widely and wiping some sweat from her brow.
“Woo!” she cheered. “We totally creamed them!”
“I gotta say,” Eve said, sitting down on Flynn’s lap. “Red’s a natural.”
“It’s all math,” Cassandra said. “It’s simple.”
“Well I’m glad you ladies had fun,” Jake said.
“Come on Stone!” Cassandra said, grabbing him by the wrist. “You gotta play the next game with me!”
“Huh?” Jake asked.
“Yeah, come on! It’ll be fun! We can find a new team to hustle!”
Cassandra was already dragging Jake away before he had the chance to respond. He looked back to Ezekiel for a second, who just raised his eyebrows and raised his beer before taking a sip.