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castledock

so many ppl have grasped the idea of “don’t make fun of someone’s teeth” and now I think it is time for the “don’t make fun of people’s hair” conversation

i have trichotillomania (compulsive hair-pulling) and a skull deformity that results in a pretty large bald spot on the back of my head which I have to cover up. and I cannot overstate how upsetting it is to see people’s hair or lack thereof be mocked. i know it’s all popular ha ha silly memes but it just does not feel good to be reminded of how normalized it is to make fun of people with bald spots or thinning hair or receding hairlines or whatever.

people are like “well I wouldn’t make fun of it if it was because of a medical condition or illness” but number one you don’t know what is and isn’t a medical condition unless someone tells you, maybe they just like shaving their head, sometimes it just happens as you age, who cares, and why do we need a medical exemption from being made fun of. im so tired im soooo so so tired. please

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momsforroadhead asked:

hey queen

sorry i don't know you at all so maybe this is random and weird but i need to talk about andrew van de kamp with somebody or i will literally explode. i'm on a desperate housewives rewatch rn and he's just so. well i think you get it.

anyway ignore me if too much and have a nice evening

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pls send me all your thoughts into my dms i may not respond soon because it's late and i have work tommorow but yes pls talk to me about andrew he is sooooo.... he is soooo ... yes.

#you have nothing to apologize for#i haven't watched dh in a while so i may be forgetful#but#i love andrew van de kamp
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Andrew is so fucking cunty and for what. he walked up to that priest like hello father! so number one i don't believe in god. yeah no sorry (not really). number two yeah i fuck men sometimes. and what. moving on to number three, which is my actual point, my number one life goal is to ruin my mom's life. oh i won't get into heaven? you see i don't really care cause the day i see my mom's face as her whole life crumbles around her and she realises i never loved her, then i will know happiness greater than the christian paradise. ok good talk! hags or whatever!

#for real
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dear-ao3

i don’t see enough of this on tumblr but it’s ok to have a great relationship with your family. i love going home. i love going to the grocery store with my dad on a saturday morning. i love driving aimlessly with my sister. i love calling my mom after work. i love waking up in my childhood bed. i love making pancakes while everyone is asleep. i love sending memes to the family group chat and having to mansplain them to my parents. i love watching hallmark movies together. i love surprising them with little gifts and treats. i love calling my parents when i have good news. i love my dads cryptic texts. i love having 5 hour phone calls with my sister. i love asking my mom how to get rid of stains. i love it.

#this reminds me of the post#“it's okay for men to be masculine!”#lmaoooo#i mean good post op#and whatnot#but i cant stop laughing at the 1st sentence
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List of “sweet and intimate actions which make me go feral and have me folding like a folding chair” prompts 
  1. Character B carding their fingers through Character A’s hair and playing with the strands.
  2. Character B peeling back the neck of Character A’s turtle neck sweater to trail gentle kisses down their neck. (This!! It is so hot, and it's everything I didn't know I needed until now, and I cannot stop thinking about it wlkfnlkwe)
  3. Character B placing their arm around Character A’s waist while in public, resting their chin on Character A’s shoulder. “Hello,” they say in a teasing tone as Character A tries to grab ahold of their hand to keep it there but fails a few times before successfully doing so. 
  4. Leaning against each other while in public.
  5. Spooning and back hugs.
  6. Character B letting Character A rest their head on their chest; lets them listen to their heart beat. 
  7. Character B whispering sweet nothings into Character A’s ear.
  8. Character B checking in on Character A to make sure they’re comfortable and okay with the way things are going; to make sure they’re not being too much. “You’re not,” Character A would reassure, repositioning themselves to get closer to Character B.
  9. Just cuddles and snuggles in general.
  10. Neck kisses.
  11. Kisses littered all over the face. (!!! It's one thing to read about it and one thing to experience it wlejbfewljn)
  12. Character B tucking Character A’s head under their chin while they’re cuddling.
  13. Character B nuzzling their neck and breathing in Character A’s scent/fragrance, and commenting on how nice they smell.
  14. Character B making sure Character A gets home safe by driving them home.
  15. Character A telling Character B to message them when they get back home safe, and once Character B gets home, they follow through by sending a message to let Character A know they’ve gotten back home safe.
  16. Taking naps together, from day till night, waking up every now and then to get more snuggles in. 
  17. That soft exhalation of adoring laughter leaving Character B’s mouth after kissing Character A (this shit had me folding so fucking hard it’s not even funny. I Am Weak). 
  18. That soft exhalation of laughter once again just because Character B is so content with having Character A in their presence, and Character A just basking in how cute that sound is and how happy it makes them. 
  19. Character B entangling their legs with Character A’s, pressing their bodies flush against each other’s, leaving little to no space between them. (It’s almost like they can’t get enough of Character A.) 
  20. Kissing so many times, to the point where they lose track of how many times they’ve kissed already. 
  21. Holding hands and lacing their fingers together while they’re cuddling.
  22. Comparing hand sizes and giggling about it together.
  23. Character B stroking Character A’s hair while they’re asleep. (Or uh, pretends to be asleep DJSKKSKDSK but it’s so FUCKING CUTE WHEN HE DID THAT IM GONNA SCREAM, me thinking moments like these only happen in Korean dramas or some shit anfkakfksk-)
  24. The sweet little banters in between; Character B being all cheesy and Character A playfully deflecting their comments only for Character B to playfully push back with an “Is something wrong with that?” or “But I’m not lying.”
  25. Falling asleep in each other’s arms, both not wanting to leave the bed for the entire day and wanting to stay comfortably snuggled up against each other instead.
  26. Character B placing their hands on Character A’s shoulders, and Character A, with a grin on their face, gently grabs Character B’s hands and wraps their arms around their neck while leaning back into them. Character B reciprocates by hugging them closer to them.
  27. The soft noises of content Character A makes when they snuggle closer to Character B, or when they want Character B to hold them closer to them, with Character B happily obliging. 
  28. Character B rubbing their cheek against Character A’s.
  29. Character B trying to not wake Character A up because they look so comfortable when sleeping. (His words, not mine.) 
  30. Soft, repeated pecks on the lips, causing Character A to laugh/smile against Character B’s lips. 
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dumplingsjinson

IS THAT A SEVENTEEN REFERENCE WLFKWKFKS

#never thought i'd see the day#when my life is being described in otp prompts~#i've done the majority of these#i have a lovely bf
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retired-ceo asked:

I love Justin & Andrew too! How much of their relationship do you think was genuine, how much was rebellion, and how did it first start, you think.

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jaceyforever answered:

i like to think it all is genuine the way justin talks about him you can tell it is from his side.

As for Andrew I think he did but I kinda feel like he used him in a way to piss off bree but they were together before he came out so it was probably genuine but also mostly rebellion

justin said that they were 'fooling around for a while' so kinda speaks for itself, I was actually just wondering earlier , when it actually started and how honestly I just imagine, it goes something like them playing a video game together or something and out of nowhere one them just kisses the other lmao

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retired-ceo

This is a really long response back, hope you don’t mind: I agree, definitely genuine on Justin’s side. The show was definitely pushing the idea that he was more in love with Andrew then Andrew was with him lmao, and I’m 99% sure he was the one who caught feelings first. The Justin & Gabrielle thing, cringy as it was, shows that Justin isn’t the most secure in his sexuality. So Andrew’s brazen confidence in his own sexuality, and just confidence in general, was probably smth Justin admired. Plus Justin got kicked out over being gay, and Andrew was the one to reassure him over it. There might even be a kind of “sunken cost” fallacy in it too for Justin, like he got kicked out over this, so he has to see it through, or else he got kicked out over nothing.  And I think it’s genuine on Andrew’s side. Not as massively as Justin, because Andrew’s just a different person. Like I said, Andrew’s confident and brazen and he actually wants his mother to kick him out.... or not. For most of S1, he never came out. Even when he could have used it to piss of his mom, he didn’t. He’d smoke weed right in front of her, get expelled from school, trip her, but the gay thing - nah. For a guy willing to utilize pretty much anything to get to his mom, he kept Justin, to himself. Because Justin isn’t some cool point bad boy trick, but ... a part of his identiy. A vulnerable part. He couldn’t risk Bree seeing it, and rejecting it. It would have hurt him too much. And it did. When he does come out, it’s after he’s already been “kicked out,” to the delinquent camp, and ironically saying he’s gay is the only way back home. Still, it hurts him. A lot. So why would he be so obvious about in S2? Is he looking to be hurt? Maybe, but I think it has to do with the secret already being out, self-righteousness because at least HIS boyfriend didn’t kill Rex, the fact that Bree is his only parent left and if he doesn’t have an honest connection with her, then there will be nothing. Like, at least before, he had Rex on his side. Now that only Bree is left, he has to rely soley on her for parental affection, and acceptance.  I honestly think that what Andrew was doing in S2 with Justin (the PDA parts at least) was more of like “this is me! get used to it! you can’t just look past it anymore! this is me! this is my boyfriend! this is my life!”  But there’s also the fact that he hates Bree, and wants revenge. That’s there too. Still, Justin is where the Bree V.S Andrew war truly starts, when she threatens to call the cops of Justin for no reason, so Andrew threatens to call the cops on her for George.... and then it gets out of hand. --- Tl;dr: I agree, though I think Andrew was partially trying to get Bree to acknlowedge and respect his identity - alongside pissing her off. Again, sorry for the long response, I just have a lot of thoughts on Andrew&Justin and I’m planning out this long fanfic in my mind for them, and I had to share some of my thoughts. 

#long post#yeah#uhh#do you want to talk about desperate housewives in dms?#please#i do have a tendency to be an andrew van de kamp apologist sometimes tho#he always be taking the most destructive path when he feels unloved#get some help dear#i guess another question#what do you think of justin's dissapearance from the show#did he move on?#like ''damn my ex was craaaazy''#*wipes forehead*
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