melonoverlord asked:

OTP for Bish

Bish and Holly, for hopefully obvious reasons.

I feel like out of all her new children, Bish and Ezra will probably have the closest mother-son relationship. He’s an idiot, but he’s her idiot.

Bish and a good, long, well-deserved nap tbh.

If Quy wasn’t in the picture and the age difference was a little smaller, probably Bish and Zia. A solid, united pair of moms taking care of all these children.

Right now she doesn’t have one, but goddamn does Bish deserve a sweet, kind gf. She needs some good fluff in her life.

If age and other pairings again weren’t a factor, Bish and Quy could probably be a pretty compatible angst fest.

Bish, naps, and some goddamn friends.

In perhaps the darkest alternate timeline, Bish and Pipdiddle could make a very bizarre couple.

melonoverlord asked:

OTP for Ollie

This boy is a sweet innocent bundle of sunshine, and being with Kieran would absolutely ruin him. Don’t touch Kieran with a ten foot pole.

I can see Lyra and Ollie actually becoming really close friends. Oliver appreciates how sweet Lyra is, even if she’s very blunt sometimes, and she scares him a lot less than some people do. He also loves all her pets.

Ezra and Oliver are the most fucking adorable boys in the goddamn universe. It’ll be 100% love at first sight when they meet. No one has ever left Ollie so smitten before. He wants to sing Ezra to sleep every night, hold his hand everywhere they go, and curl up in his arms, knowing that’s where it’s safe and warm. Ezra is his sunshine, and he never wants that to go out.

If he didn’t have Ez, honestly Oliver probably wouldn’t end up with anyone. There’s no other dudes hanging around that are good enough for him.

Few can compete with the sheer amount of unstoppable fluff that is Ezra and Oliver.

Ez and Ollie will have their angsty moments, too, I’m sure. No one survives this adventure completely unscathed.

Okay but Ezra, Oliver, and Pipdiddle is still great though.

Just Oliver and Pipdiddle by themselves would be super bizarre, but honestly, I could see it working. Eventually.

melonoverlord asked:

OTP for Zia

Keep Kieran far, far away from this poor woman. She has a limit to how much of a dumpster fire she can handle, and Quy is that limit.

Zia and Bish will make such a good brotp tbh. The two group moms, banning together to try and keep their idiot children alive.

Zia and Quy of course. Zia is the stable, loving person that Quy needs in their chaotic, alcohol-driven life. She wants to help them heal and just be happy, and in return all she asks is love and cuddles. It gives her life to make Quy smile.

‘Kay but honestly Zia and Wynnie would make a pretty dang cute pair of girlfriends.

Definitely Zia and Quy. When those two fall in love, they fall real hard and real adorably.

Quy carries several baggages’ worth of angst with them at all times, so of course being with them has a healthy dose of it. Entirely worth it for Zia, though.

Honestly can we just get Zia, Quy, Wynnie, and Lyra together in one big cuddle puddle of happy gays?

Zia and Lyra would be kind of an odd pairing, considering how much Zia considers her a much younger sister (even though Lyra is much older), but in an alternate timeline, they could probably work together.

melonoverlord asked:

OTP for my Moonbeam

Probably Reyelle and Roman tbh. Not only is Rey a huge lesbian, but Roman is Big and Scary and any romantic interaction there at all would probably just be Weird and Bad.

Honestly, I can see Cordelia and Rey being really great friends once they get to know each other more. Rey thinks she’s a bit odd right now, but she likes that about her, and they’re both pretty happy people.

REYELLE LOVES HER PIRATE WIFE OKAY. LET THEM BE HAPPY AND GAY AND IN LOVE. REY WOULD WANT TALIA TO SAIL HER SEVEN SEAS IF SHE KNEW WHAT BEING HORNY EVEN MEANT.

If she didn’t have her pirate wife, Rey would’ve probably ended up with her first and for a long time only friend tbh. They were very close, and could have easily gone from friends to lovers.

She and Talia have their adorable fluffy moments. They can be soft, affectionate girlfriends when they get the chance to.

Naturally, Rey and Talia are also a super angsty pairing. Goes hand in hand with their mutual tragic backstories.

Trying to imagine someone else with Rey and Talia is hard, but maybe Rey’s old bff can get in on the action, too. Talia would get to cuddle up with two sofs then.

You know it has to be Rey and Gorb. This needs no further explanation.

In terms of a pairing that might actually work though, Rey and Cordelia could be a thing. It’s just odd to think about because Cordelia seems like such a young kid, but Rey is about her age by elf standards. I think they both like researching things enough that they’d bond easily.

melonoverlord asked:

OTP FOR PIPDIDDLES

Pipdiddle and Jerry. The friendship they have is sacred and there are certain borders that should never be crossed.

Pipdiddle and Lyra. He was her first real friend and goddamn if he wouldn’t die for that tiny snowpea. Also Pipdiddle and Onin go way back. They’re both weird enough to get along flawlessly.

Alternate universe Ezra and Pipdiddle make best pairing. Pipdiddle gives Ezra all kinds of free magical shit to use in his shows and Ezra sucks his dick in return. Win-win.

Honestly, Pipdiddle and Wynnie would be a wild ride.

Also probably alternate universe Pipdiddle and Ezra. I see absolutely no way this could be sad tbh.

I honestly don’t think Pipdiddle is capable of angst. Maybe if he spent enough time around Bish, who is probably capable of rubbing some angst off onto anyone if she tries hard enough.

Pipdiddle, Ezra, and Ollie. The oddest trio of boyfriends to ever exist.

Okay but can you imagine the chaos that would be Vesper and Pipdiddle together though.

imaturtlebug asked:

Obscure asks for Nat

Give the girl the biggest blue raspberry slushy you got and one of those bulk packages of red vines and she’s good to go.

Despite appearances, she’s never actually gotten drunk before. Her best friend she hasn’t seen in a while would’ve been her drinking buddy, though.

Miss Scarlet because that bitch just looks like she gets shit done.

At the moment she couldn’t give a rat’s ass about the idea of college, but if she had to go, she’d probably pick women’s/gender studies, or veterinary medicine just for the irony.

Magenta and black, mostly.

“You remember one time I liked you?”

“No.”

“Good, cause it neVER HAPPENED.”

She’d have both a tumblr and a reddit account filled with almost nothing except shitty memes and funny cat gifs. Her tumblr would also feature some nice wolf aesthetics for “irony” and the occasional string of liveblogging about the shitty horror movies she watches. She’d also have a Twitter she never used, except to post random, out of context tweets about her life and then disappear into the void again.

She’d invite her best friend to be her best man, but she isn’t really close enough to anyone else to extend the invite further.

Her best friend better fucking let her be his maid of honor or she’s kicking his ass.

Mixtape would be something like “Top 20 Howlers” because everything has to be a wolf pun. Sextape would definitely be “Doggy Style.”

melonoverlord asked:

obscure ask meme for moonbeam

She’d really like candy, and would stock up on things like peanut m&ms or milky ways. She’d also enjoy those packaged cinnamon roll things and never leave a 7-11 without at least one.

She doesn’t drink unless she’s pressured into it, but she will happily watch over her drunk pirate girlfriend any time she needs it.

Ms. Peacock because she thinks her aesthetic is neat.

Definitely English or some kind of literature specialization. She loves reading and hearing new stories, so it’d be right up her alley.

Light blue, white, and purple.

“Happy Chrismas! It’s Chrimus! Merry crisis! Merry Chrysler!”

She’d have an Instagram filled with nothing but cute animals she sees, pretty sceneries, and the occasional, very sweet and shy looking selfie. She’d also probably have a Tumblr to keep track of cool magical spells and references that she didn’t want to forget later, and to thirst blog about Talia.

She’d probably offer the maid of honor position to the one and only person she’s called a friend for most of her life.

She doesn’t think anyone would want her as a maid of honor because she doesn’t have any friends she’s close enough to right now, but she’d be thrilled to be anyone’s.

Mixtape would be something simple and to the point like “Songs for a Good Morning” or the like. Sextape would be some kind of play on the word mooning, but honestly she’s so innocent and pure just trying to think of her making a sextape is breaking my brain.

melonoverlord asked:

And to switch things up, all qs for Knife Dad (Xavier)

49, but if you ask him, he’ll tell you he’s 25.

Your local knife bi, though Xavier’s got eyes for one man and one man only.

He had two sisters growing up, though unfortunately they were separated a long, long time ago. He hasn’t seen them since.

Winter.

His parents were a couple of ass-kicking Rafels like he is. They taught him everything he knows, including his impeccable sense of style.

Male.

Month 5, day 21 (December 21st)

You better believe this man’s fashion is on point at all times. His style could probably be best defined as “classy badass.” Lots of cool jackets and vests, dark colors, nice shirts and pants, the kind of boots you’d want him to step on you with. His clothes are maneuverable enough to fight in, but you bet your ass he’ll look fly as hell while he’s shoving a knife in your throat. He’s also very upset that Castor didn’t inherit his eye for fashion.

He actually learned how to make bomb-ass udon from his parents, and that’s his go-to post-breakup meal. It calms him down, and it helps distract him from what’s bothering him by reminding him of home and people he loves.

Throw knives at things to vent his feelings, mostly. And then curl up on the couch in a mountain of blankets and watch shitty reality TV.

melonoverlord asked:

All qs for Polly the blessed baby

19.

She’s ace but pan-romantic, so if you’re cute, she’ll wanna love you.

Castor is the closest thing she ever had to a sibling. Bless this poor child’s soul and limitless patience.

She’s personally a fan of summer. It was when she and Castor could do the most things outside as kids.

Kora and Leon Ybarra, adopted aunt and uncle to Castor.

Female.

Month 8, day 3 (March 3rd)

She likes clothes that are generally light and cozy, so skirts and tank tops when it’s warmer, or sweaters and comfy pants or leggings when it’s colder or she needs to generally be less exposed. She also tends to go for brighter colors, yellow being a personal favorite.

Snickerdoodles. She’ll make an entire batch of them and then just eat them all herself.

If her best friend were with her, she would go to him and spill all of her feelings to him, and then giggle while he struggled to comfort her and dragged her ex through the dirt. If she were on her own, she would just bury herself in sweets and videos of cute animals to make herself feel better.