The Onion+hetalia
– The Heist: Monaco (Pixelberry Studios, 2018-)
Wall Street on November 7, 1918. New Yorkers are celebrating after hearing a rumor that an armistice has been proclaimed.
aph america would 100% say “ope lemme sneak right by ya”
coworker: i think that girl was flirting with you
me, stupid:
It’s nerf or nothin’
You say historical aph America but you only want revolutionary and WW1/2 Alfred.
Where’s that good greaser aesthetic Alfred? Turn of the century Alfred? 60s hippie Alfred? Coca Cola advertisement Alfred? Standing on the beach in his bomber in that 70s poster style for travel agencies while Hotel California plays in the background Alfred?
Witter Byner, from The Beloved Stranger: “The Wave” (via autumnalsonata)
Froy Gutierrez photographed by Maxwell Poth
queens show no mercy [J.M] (via nefrertiti)
replace one word of your url with bitch
France had always carried the underlying echo of fear for Alfred. Since he had been raised by Arthur- he had been told horror stories about the French and their far too Catholic ways. He brushed his breeches off and he tried to focus on the design of the tile on the floor. It was beyond anything he had ever seen in America- it was art like only the French could do.
As he waited now, for Francis to come retrieve him, he felt nervous. He had been called to come to France by Adams and Franklin. After three months sailing, here he was. His feet were still burning and scarred by frost bite but he, for once, wore one of the silk suits that Arthur had provided him years ago.
[kicks down door]
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