*hurriedly trying to shove my intestines back into my body* i cant show up like this! im gonna be late!

Before we get started, does anyone want to get out?

“My approach usually is just to look for the emotional truth in the story. You know, regardless of whether it’s a foster kid on the run from the army or about a boy who’s obsessed with Michael Jackson or some vampires living together in a flat in Wellington. I really believe that if you based your story in some sort of emotional authenticity then you’re gonna be okay.”

Happy birthday, Taika Waititi! (August 16th, 1975)

Who would be best man at the Scarlet Witch and Vision wedding?

side by side, forever. 

When Marvel puts Tom and Mark together so they can now spoil things they know nothing about x

starbucks barista: ive got a caffe mocha for… “russian spy”?

everybody: [remains seated and eyes each other suspiciously]

barista [throwing his CIA badge at the floor in defeat]: dammit i thought for sure that would work

Memes that are funny in 2018 and 1958

pebble: finally… after 6 million long years I have finally washed up on shore. no longer am I a slave to the tides, no long-

me [picking up pebble and chucking it into the ocean]: haha sploosh

The Avengers (2012) | Thor: Ragnarok (2017)