We’ll prepare and serve with flair a culinary cabaret!

‘‘ A broken clock is right two times a day, mon ami, and this is not one of those times. ,,

Gugu Mbatha-Raw in Beauty and the Beast (2017).

*accidentally fell in love with a candelabra*

More Lumiere and Plumette

MORE ME FREAKIN THE FUCK OUT, YOU MEAN

plumette x lumière modern au - 2/?

Look at their faces! Lol

#FunnyFrames4Memes XD

Cadenza & Garderobe, Lumiere & Plumette - New images from behind the scenes of Beauty and the Beast (2017) 

(Found on the web)

I didn’t ask this but HEY i’m here. plumette, lumiere, and belle

That works.

(omg and I thought KMF was hard)

alright definitely going with Belle on the zombie apocalypse team. the girl invented the washing machine. imagine what else she could do. probably make like an automatic machine gun. I need that.

and I’m gonna say kill Lumiere (IM SO SORRY) bc I’m def not killing Plumette and if we’re assuming all of this is the zombie apocalypse, my inner Cogsworth would get sick of his puns in like 2 seconds if we’re FIGHTING ZOMBIES.

I guess that leaves betray Plumetter which honestly I don’t want to do but, again, totally not killing her.

AND IM SORRY FOR KILLING LUMIERE AGAIN

WE’RE NOT FRIENDS ANYMORE. honestly how could you kill me AND @im-too-obssesed in one fell swoop

I AM SO SORRY MON AMI

(also in terms of you guys vs. plumettesfeathers, YOU TWO HAVE BROKEN MY HEART COLLECTIVELY ON MORE THAN ONE OCCASION SO YOU GET NO FREE PASS)

us? be heartbreakers? you’re joking

i got a free pass! i am extremely happy with this but also i’m mourning the loss of my spouse

@forr-everrmorre but dONT YOU LOVE US

I DO MES AMIS. BUT BETWEEN YOU GUYS AND PLUMETTE, PLUMETTE IS TOO PURE TO BE KILLED

#cogsworth vs. 2 lumieres: a story by tumblr users forr-everrmorre im-too-obsessed and lumiereswig#batbuddies

this whole saga is really bringing out your cogsworth side and like i get it, but also EN GARDE

IF YOU WANNA THROW DOWN ILL FUKIN THROWDOWN

although:

“#let’s be real though if somebody told lumiere that it was between him and plumette he’d be like FUCK YUP IT’S BEEN A GOOD LIFE. SEE Y'ALL #and walk off the end of a fucking bridge #so let this be the requiem for i—lumiereswig—who cogsworth just threw off a dock because plumette is always Worth It”

yea ok no fighting a better idea

#well that was a very fast fight that wasn’t really a fight bc we love each other

true. true facts.

@thenicestangelyouhave said: Really, by killing Lumiere, you’re betraying Plumette. So two birds with one stone.

I THOUGHT THIS WAS OVER, BUT THEN THIS HAPPENED

YOU CAN’T HURT ONE WITHOUT HURTING THE OTHER

THAT’S HOW PLUMIERE WORKS

Okay but real talk, killing Lumiere with Plumette to witness is suicidal. She will end your life.

I’M NOT CRYING. I JUST HAPPEN TO HAVE VERY LARGE, VERY INVISIBLE ONIONS RIGHT BY MY FACE.

STILL NOT FUCKINV OVER THIS. HOW CUTE IS THIS?!

HOW CUTE

Plumette’s face as she rises from the curtsy is making me laugh so hard. like “haha lOOK belle my boyfriend is hotter than yours”

“What are you?”

Okay.  I went to see BatB for the fifth time tonight.  Could not believe this flew over my head the first three times (I caught it the fourth time, but thought it was too unimportant to post.  Now it’s different, because I can gif stuff. And hey, it’s Lumiere.)

You know that clip where Lumiere introduces himself to Belle?  He strides in, completely confident and suave like he owns the place, only for this to happen:

Belle hits him and then jumps back with a scream like she’s swatted some giant bug.

And you can see–by the way that Lumiere doesn’t dodge it or at least put his arms up to defend himself–that he wasn’t expecting her to do that.  And yet, he walks it off like nothing happened, even complimenting her like a host should; after all, she is a guest.

But then, after seeing that he isn’t really hurt in any way, she asks this:

What.  Not who.  What.

And I think this moment is where it really sinks into Lumiere’s head.  There’s definitely a pause before he answers, and you can kind of see the look on his face as the word weighs him down a bit.  She doesn’t see him as a human being.  Upon hearing his voice and shadow, she expected a human, and she was faced with a talking candelabra–which is something that is not normal.  Something that is strange.  Something that is wrong.

Still, he answers like she asked who he was instead of what he was.  To keep up his image, most likely…but at this stage in the game it’s kind of hopeless, since Belle doesn’t know about the curse.  And it’s the first time in years that they’ve had an actual human roam the halls.  So up until Belle and Maurice came by, I’m sure they had convinced themselves that everything was normal, just to get over the trauma of being cursed in the first place.

So when someone suddenly asks “What are you?” like she did, then I can imagine Lumiere’s initial reaction was something along the lines of “What are you saying? I’m human, like you!….oh.  Oh.”

I mean, think about it.  For someone to just casually say that is like reality giving you a slap in the face.  This was the moment Lumiere realized the full weight of what the curse was and what it meant.  After spending years inside the castle with people that were in the same situation as him, someone from the outside world comes along and looks at him and the others like they’re freaks of nature…which brings them back to reality; they aren’t as normal as they believe, they’re cursed.  And isolated.  And to other humans, terrifying.  Unheard of.

And he realizes that if they don’t break the curse, they will never have any true chance of reconnecting with the world.

I HAVE SAID THAT LUMIERE THINKS HE IS HUMAN 14000000000000000 TIMES, AND I WILL SAY IT AGAIN.

LUMIERE THINKS HE’S FUCKING HUMAN EVEN AS HE RECOGNIZES HE IS A CANDELABRA. LUMIERE IS ENGAGING IN DOUBLETHINK. HE MAY IDENTIFY AS CANDELABRA—PLEASE, MADEMOISELLE, NOT CANDLE! THERE ARE BIG DIFFERENCES—AND HE MAY KNOW HE IS NOT HUMAN ANYMORE—I DO NOT HAVE TASTEBUDS BUT I CAN TELL THIS IS EXQUISITE—BUT IN ALMOST EVERY OTHER MOMENT, WHEN HE IS UNAWARE OR EXCITED OR AT HIS DEEPEST SELF, THIS FUCKER STILL THINKS HE HAS FUCKING HANDS. THAT HE CAN FUCKING MAKE OUT WITH HIS AMOUR. THAT WHEN HE INVITES A GUEST IN, THEY WILL SEE HIM SIX FEET TALL AND WITH BRIGHT BLUE EYES.

THIS IDIOT? THIS FUCKING IDIOT, HERE?

THIS FUCKER IS CURSED TO BE AN OBJECT WITH EVERYBODY ELSE, SURE. BUT HE’S THE ONLY JERK-ASS HUMAN WANNABE WHO THINKS HE’S A PERSON SO FUCKING MUCH HE ACTUALLY LOOKS MORE LIKE ONE. LUMIERE HAS TWO FORMS IN THIS MOVIE, CANDELABRA AND LITTLE TINY GOLDEN MAN; WE SEE HIM AS A CANDELABRA ONLY AT THE START (WHEN MAURICE ENTERS) AND AT THE FADE. IN EVERY OTHER INSTANCE, LUMIERE PUSHES HIS CURSED FORM TO ITS UTMOST FUCKING LIMITS SO HE CAN BE VIEWED AS A FUCKING PERSON.

ONLY WHEN HE DISAPPEARS DOES HIS COAT, HIS LEGS, HIS CRAVAT, HIS HUMAN FORM—ALL THOSE LITTLE LUXURIES, THE DETAILS OF A MORTAL LIFE— DISAPPEAR. UNTIL THEN, THIS FUCKER DANCED AROUND A CANDELABRA CURSE. HE WOULD BE AS FUCKING HUMAN AS POSSIBLE. FUCK THIS SHIT AND LACK OF HANDS.

BE OUR GUEST? SURE, HE SWINGS ON A CHANDELIER, BUT HE ALSO GRABS TABLECLOTHS AND GESTURES LIKE WE CAN SEE HIS FUCKING FINGERS. THIS MAN DOESN’T USE HIS CANDLE FORM AS ENTERTAINMENT (THOUGH HE USES LITERALLY EVERY FUCKING OTHER THING IN THE FUCKING ROOM); HE STILL DANCES LIKE A HUMAN.  HE WANTS TO BE SEEN AS A HUMAN PERFORMER. HE EVEN FUCKING WALKS INTO A SHADOW SO BELLE CAN SEE HIM, FOR A SECOND, LOOKING LIKE A PERSON.

THE OTHER OBJECTS??? THEY DON’T FUCKIN DO THAT SHIT. THEY ALL LOOK LIKE OBJECTS, WITH BITS OF FACES STUCK ON HERE AND THERE. YES, THEY REFERENCE THEIR HUMANITY A LITTLE BIT—I SHALL PLAY THROUGH THE DENTAL PAIN!—BUT THERE ISN’T THAT FUCKING EFFORT, THAT E X T R A  E X T R A N E S S, THAT DEMAND OR NEED OR, MOST HEARTBREAKING OF ALL, ASSUMPTION THAT THEY ARE STILL SEEN AS HUMAN.

WHY, IF PLUMETTE WASN’T OUT OF HIS REACH, I DOUBT LUMIERE WOULD HAVE NOTICED HE WAS A CANDELABRA AT ALL.

make that 14000000000000001.

HEY GUESS WHAT I’M STILL NOT FUCKING DONE WITH THIS. DO YOU KNOW WHAT IS A TENTATIVE CONNECTION THAT I’M NONETHELESS REACHING FOR?? THAT THERE’S A FUCKING CHARACTER ARC FOR LUMIERE. WHAT IF WE SEE HIM, OVER THE SPAN OF THIS MOVIE, FUCKING LEARN TO LIVE WITH HIS CANDLE FORM?????? BECAUSE WHEN BELLE FIRST MEETS HIM, HE THINKS HE IS HUMAN. BUT WHEN THE VILLAGERS ATTACK, HE USES HIS CANDLE FORM AGAINST THEM. HE EXPLICITLY COMES UP WITH A PLAN WHERE HE WILL BE PERCEIVED AS ONLY A CANDLABRA.

WHAT THE FUCK. SOMEONE MAKE ME STOP.

i would make you stop, but to quote Taylor Swift, “but this Is getting good now”

oH MY GOD WHY HAVEN’T NOTICED THIS BEFORE

I JUST NOTICED THAT WHEN HE SAYS GOODBYE TO COGSWORTH, THIS FUCKER PUTS HIS HANDS CANDLES OVER WHERE HIS HEART SHOULD BE ISN’T. THIS LITTLE SHIT-HEAD SPENDS HIS LAST THIRTY SECONDS IN AN EMPTY ROOM PRETENDING—OR THINKING? BELIEVING?!— HE FEELS A FUCKING HEARTBEAT

Beauty and the Beast (2017): Adam and Belle, Cadenza and Garderobe, Lumiere and Plumette 

C’est l’amour!

<3 <3 <3

consider this; modern!lumiere is known by the entire mall he lives near. the employees in victoria’s secret love to listen to him ask his questions about how comfortable their selection is, they adore that he genuinely cares about his wife being comfy not just sexy. the employees in the shops know plumettes size unconsciously and have little arguments about who gets to help him. sephora employees know him and love him (i’ll make a seperate post about that) just imagine all these people know this Extra Sexy Sandwich and finally meeting THE plumette and treating her like royalty because it’s thE ONE HE DOESNT SHUT UP ABOUT OH MY GOD

I am here for this

tale as old as time…

Oh my gosh this is beautiful…

Can’t believe my luggage had to be inspected because of a fucking Lumiere figurine lol They asked if I was carrying a candlestick and I said no, just because it looks like a candlestick doesn’t mean it is a candlestick… do you see any holes where you could fit a candle ma'am? And what the hell is wrong with carrying a candlestick?!

#merica….threatened by lumiere

Haven’t you ever played Clue? Candlesticks are EXTREMELY dangerous.

yeah, don’t touch their girlfriends