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dumb lesbian

@milfvampires / milfvampires.tumblr.com

Jenny | 21 | she/her lesbian  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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pocketss

she only plays minecraft and spore

I need you to know this comic has Shaped Me to the point that I say I’m going to play my sexy and evil affairs and everyone knows im playing munecraft. My sister will knock on my bedroom door and ask me how goes my evil and sexy affairs and 9 times out of ten I am playing minecraft and she knows.

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casadelanime

imagine you woke up tomorrow and video games had…. disappeared……

no……just thinking about it makes me….oooouuhh……….hoo boy…that ones gonna sting in the mornin

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I know we are all like "people in caveman times would drill holes in their head to relieve headaches" andwe go oh that's so stupid that's so dumb but like. then I get a headache and I'm like.ooooh I get it I get it. Grug prepare the drill.

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beetledrink

her: alright ill come over but you better not be littlest pet shop hermit crab tonight 😒

my dumb ass:

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Did you know you can repeat this to yourself in bed with the lights off and it will only take 15 minutes for your roommate to send a tentative “is everything ok in there” text

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keepongaming
last year i was eating in a fancy, large restaurant when i began to hear a rumble and the distant sound of people chanting ‘potassium, potassium’ and suddenly hundreds of people dressed as bananas flood this restaurant chanting potassium over and over and we were trapped there for a very long time because the bananas would not leave and they were everywhere

i wasn’t joking

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gendersnaps

this post has haunted me for like 3 years. every time i start to think i imagined it, it shows up on my dash again and then immediately disappears into the ether for another 17 months

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deanky

Feeling old yet? Breaking Bad ended in the year 1890.

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aflo

waldrip and jessimer synthesizing laudanum:

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cheriiart
PRE ORDER LINK!

IT’S HEEERREE!! I missed you all so much. Sorry for disappearing for a while there, I hope this makes up for it! Feel free to ask any questions in my inboxes <3

Q/A

Will anything be the same as the web comic?

It has been entirely re-drawn and rewritten, with the help of multiple editors! If you choose to re-read the web comic, please know there are many things in there that won’t be canon!

Will the book be available in my country?

You should be able to order the book online to any location. At this early stage, I can only confirm Project Nought will be on shelves in the US. As for other countries, I have some more announcements coming later!

Will there be translations?

….Follow my twitter if you’d like to find out!

How much does the book cost, and how big will it be? Is it a series?

Project Nought is a stand-alone graphic novel, at 331 illustrated pages. Check the sellers’ websites for the prices!

What’s gonna be in the book?

Gay stuff. Conspiracies. Time-travel. Tears. Fights. Hugs. Smooches!

Thank you so much to anyone who choses to support this project! It means the absolute world! <3 See you in the future!

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