this is madness

"I'm going to play Dark Urge, I'm going to play a Drow, I'm going to play a Half Elf Cleric of Selune-" No. I grow tired of filling Faerun with hotties and encouraging my party's fatherless behavior.

To remedy this I have made Your Dad, the ultimate 1:1 replica of the average New Jersey father to save the realm and put a stop to my party's sad, horny business.

And before you can even ask "oh what is the Guardian Your Mom or something" of fucking course she is you fool

them :))))

> pull her into a hug

Please Larian it would be so fucking funny

Astarion got polymorphed into a sheep mid battle and during the following cutscene this popped up 💀💀💀

Astarion lectures of disappointment >>>

Selfie~~~

This one I found on r/funny

wyll is the only sane person in my party

Karlach ⚔️❤️‍🔥🔥

this is what i spend 90% of my playtime doing

Love them✨

bg3 is actually a dating sim 💘

Shoutout to Baldurs Gate 3 for having a magical girl transformation sequence but instead of a teenager in a short skirt it's a lesbian aasimar paladin in full plate about to open 13 cans of fucking whoop ass