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If A Pirate I Must Be...

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A blog dedicated to our favorite swashbucklers. True pirate facts will be told here
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Pirate Terms and Phrases
  • Batten Down The Hatches - tie everything down and put stuff away for a coming storm.
  • Brig - a prison on a ship.
  • Bring a Spring Upon 'er - turn the ship in a different direction
  • Broadside - the most vulnerable angle of a ship that runs the length of the boat.
  • Cutlass - a thick, heavy and rather short sword blade.
  • Dance with Jack Ketch - to hang; death at the hands of the law (Jack Ketch was a famed English executioner).
  • Davy Jones's Locker - a mythical place at the bottom of the ocean where drowned sailors are said to go.
  • Dead Men Tell No Tales - the reason given for leaving no survivors.
  • Flogging - severe beating of a person.
  • Gangplank - removable ramp between the pier and ship.
  • Give No Quarter - show no mercy.
  • Jack - flag flown at the front of the ship to show nationality.
  • Jolly Roger - black pirate flag with a white skull and crossbones.
  • Keelhaul - a punishment where someone is dragged under the ship. They are cut by the planks and barnacles on the bottom of the ship.
  • Landlubber - an inexperienced or clumsy person who doesn't have any sailing skills.
  • Letters of Marque - government-issued letters allowing privateers the right to piracy of another ship during wartime.
  • Man-O-War - a pirate ship that is decked out and prepared for battle.
  • Maroon - to leave someone stranded on a. deserted island with no supplies, typically a punishment for any crew members who disrespected the captain.
  • Mutiny - a situation in which the crew chooses a new captain, sometimes by forcibly removing the old one.
  • No Prey, No Pay - a common pirate law that meant crew members were not paid, but rather received a share of whatever loot was taken.
  • Old Salt - experienced pirate or sailor.
  • Pillage - to steal/rob a place using violence.
  • Powder Monkeys - men that performed the most dangerous work on the ship. They were treated harshly, rarely paid, and were expendable.
  • Privateer - government-appointed pirates.
  • Run A Shot Across the Bow - fire a warning shot at another boat's Captain.
  • Scurvy - a disease caused by Vitamin C Deficiency.
  • Sea Legs - when a sailor adjusts his balance from riding on a boat for a long time.
  • Strike Colors - lower a ship's flag to indicate surrender.
  • Weigh Anchor and Hoist the Mizzen - an order to the crew to pull up the anchor and get the ship sailing.

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Fact #1

Scurvy was the deadliest killer on the seas and was the result of vitamin C deficiency. Because of this, bodies could no longer maintain connective tissue. The effects of scurvy include: bleeding from the gums, gums turning black and spongy, teeth falling out, bruises forming beneath the skin, and old scars/old broken bones becoming unhealed and opening up again. Pirates, however, generally did not suffer as horribly from scurvy because they rarely went on long journeys across the ocean. They usually had a home base somewhere nearby, would go out and capture ships, and then come back home.

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This is true btw. I did a report about Ann Boney in school and Read actually liked her back so they ran away together and were considered the two most terrifying pirates across the seven seas

Lesbian Pirates

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Just fyi - many of the illustrations and statues of them show them with their breasts exposed.  This is not because they are sexualising lesbians but because these women often used to open their shirts and expose a breast when they killed a man just so the man’s dying thought would be the realisation that he was killed by a woman.

tits out for murder!!! a true aesthetic!!!

TITS OUT FOR MURDER

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I NEED THIS MOVIE

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This is true btw. I did a report about Ann Boney in school and Read actually liked her back so they ran away together and were considered the two most terrifying pirates across the seven seas

Lesbian Pirates

Give us this film

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halvedmimi

Just fyi - many of the illustrations and statues of them show them with their breasts exposed.  This is not because they are sexualising lesbians but because these women often used to open their shirts and expose a breast when they killed a man just so the man’s dying thought would be the realisation that he was killed by a woman.

tits out for murder!!! a true aesthetic!!!

TITS OUT FOR MURDER

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pangurbean

I NEED THIS MOVIE

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When Julius Caesar was kidnapped by pirates, he laughed in their faces, raised the ransom, and sent his men to collect enough silver to pay it. While he waited, he won them over (despite treating them as minions) and gained so much trust that they didn’t believe it when he said he’d come back to kill them all. He later captured them, got his silver back, cut their throats, and had them crucified. Source

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The most successful pirate in history was a Chinese prostitute. Cheng I Sao had an unbeatable fleet with 80,000 sailors, which was bigger than most countries’ navies, and the government eventually had to give up and offer her a truce. She retired with her loot, opened a gambling house, and later died, peacefully, a 69-year-old grandmother. Source Source 2 Source 3

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