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Ash | 33 | Gamer, Reader, Writer, Wife & Mom. ✨Requests Open✨
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I'm Ash! My blog is 18+ due to explicit themes, so please DNI if you are a minor - I hope you enjoy the content on this master list that came from the depths of my horny little brain as well as the fluffy ones from my hopeless romantic heart. Also feel free to send me an ask! Random thought? Drabble idea? I love getting messages! 🩷

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Hello my sluts! I hope everyone has been well. I’m sorta back after taking a writing break and during that time I have been playing around with mods in Stardew and have absolutely fell in love with this dude which must mean I have a thing for drunks? 😂 anyways the most delicious drabble was born and I’m here to share it with you all. Feel free to tell me your thoughts!
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#stardew valley shane#sdv shane#stardew shane#stardew valley#sdv fanfic#sdv shane smut#stardew valley smut#sdv#sdv sterling#stardew sterling#east scarp#east scarp sterling
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During the filming of John Wick: Chapter 4, actor Bill Skarsgård portrayed the Marquis de Gramont thinking of him as someone who came from an impoverished background before rising through the High Table's ladder to achieve a high-ranking position that allows him to savor a wealth he didn't have before, hence his tendency to savor the glittery suits he wears in most of his scenes. Whether this backstory is canon or not is unknown.
#bill skarsgård#john wick: chapter 4
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chickenmanbeloved

While I would think Shane would give a lot of thought into how he'd should look for his own wedding I can't help but joke with myself that he'd wear sweatpants and a T-shirt with a "wedding tux" design imprinted on it...

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chickenmanbeloved

Walking down the aisle and your about-to-be husband looking like this.

Wyd?

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helium-queen

I'd simply tear up from the giggles I'm trying to contain

- also ... Are those Crocs he's wearing? Because 😍

#stardew valley#sdv#shane sdv#shane stardew valley#shane stardew
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Shane sluts! Assemble! 🤭

Been a busy bee and haven't had a chance to get any real writing done but fear not, I have all the wonderful drabbles saved and will get to them soon but for now enjoy this sneak peak of Movie Extras

.... The two of you sat there in the dark theatre, the only source of light being from the movie screen in front of you. Shane held the bucket of popcorn in his lap, feeding himself handfuls at a time. A wicked little thought crossed your mind and after glancing around to make sure no one was close enough to notice, you decided to make that thought a reality. You slowly slipped your arm across the armrest and placed your hand on his thigh, rubbing it gently before your fingers begin to play with his zipper. Shane glances over at you and almost chokes on the popcorn in his mouth when he realizes what you're doing.
"Shhh" You giggle with a mischievous smile as you finally get his pants undone and slip your hand inside ....

Stay tuned for the rest 😘

#shane sluts#sdv shane fanfic#sdv shane smut#stardew valley shane
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Anonymous asked:

This probably sounds real weird but I’ve had this thought. So. Farmer moves to standew valley and doesn’t realise there’s this “tradition” called the Farmer Hunt where all the bachelors and bachelorettes literally hunt the farmer down in the wilderness to “keep them” for the season (basically yandere to the extreme lmao). Farmer’s running from like Alex or someone and bumps onto Shane who looks older than the other bachelor/ettes so she thinks he can help.

uh oh now she has to stay with him for the whole season and he’s a very touchy person…

This sounds very interesting. I'll brainstorm some ideas and see what I can come up with 🩷

#💌#drabble idea
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jessybarnes asked:

Hi, baby! Just wanna pop in and tell you I love you and hope you're having a good day ❤️ I love seeing you on my dash. You always make my day. 🥰🥰

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Jessy 🥹 I love you too! I was literally just thinking about you yesterday! I hope you're well and that you know you're amazing and that I miss you 😘

#💌#jessy 💜
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moonlake-farms asked:

First off I just wanna say I love your writing so much tbh. The way you write Shane is just *chief kiss.* Second, how do you think the bachelors would react if they found the farmer on a ✨spicey✨ website? (Old or new 😉 lmao)

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Thank you so much! Messages like this make my day! 🩷 This is such a fun idea, I loved writing it and I hope you enjoy!

Stardew Bachelors Find Your OnlyFans

Long before you moved to the Valley while you were still slumming it in the big city at your shitty office job in the big blue Joja building, you decided to start an OnlyFans. It was tasteful and sexy, you were having fun with it until you got word that Grampa was sick then passed away shortly thereafter and due to the upheaval of your life that followed, you completely forget about your account and one-day Stardew's most eligible bachelors stumbled upon it.

#💌#headcanon#stardew valley shane#stardew valley sebastian#stardew valley sam#stardew valley harvey#stardew valley alex#stardew valley elliott#stardew bachelors
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Anonymous asked:

hello I love your work <3

is there any way you could do a drabble with shane with a reader who shares the farm with her best friend who gets all the attention of the bachelors and bachelorettes and reader is basically invisible to everyone but shane is like fricking obsessed with her and she couldn’t tell (sfw or nsfw idm)

sorry if it sounds weird ❤️

Hi anon!

This is literally one of the fluffiest ideas I've received and I can't wait to write it 🥰

#💌#drabble idea
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Hello fellow Shane sluts! 😈

Just wanted to share what I have in the works for y'all to look forward to.

Movie Extras - You give Shane a handjob while at the movies

Good Morning - You wake up Shane with a blowjob

Don't Worry, I'll Be Gentle - Shane guides you through your first time together and you confess you're a virgin.

Show Me - Shane walks in on you pleasuring yourself and proceeds to watch, then has you sit in front of a mirror doing it while he whispers dirty things in your ear.

Forbidden - Shane has the hots for you, only problem is you're Sebastian's girl but that doesn't stop him from getting off to the thought of you.

He's Got It Bad - Shane has been pinning after you for quite some time, he's too hard on him so that prevents him from making a move. One night his pent up sexual tension boils over when the two of you are hanging out and he notices you aren't wearing a bra, flustered and now nursing a raging hard on, he excuses himself to the bathroom to take care of things

I can't wait to bring all these ideas y'all have sent me to life! Feel free to send more! 🥰

#current wip#stardew valley smut#stardew valley shane#stardew shane
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snoozingredpanda asked:

you’re so good at writing and you make my day whenever I see you’ve posted ❤️

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Thank you so much 🥹

Y'all make my day with sweet messages like this

#💌
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