new sport: one handed embroidery. because if i stop petting my dog we'll both die.
there's no one else to pet her. i'm the only one here to take on this burden
how the fuck did you take THAT photo
you people are making this harder than it needs to be smh
Why is there a camera on your CEILING
it's a phone.
And why do you have 3 phones?
i'm an aspiring problem.
ah yes they call me “No Queue” Jones because I post everything I reblog at once with no breaks in between and then vanish into the night for extended periods of inactivity
Meet me in the fucking pit
for a motherfucking cuddle
laundry fairy jungkook 🌟
Jungkook would probably own a laundry mat, with the coolest interior designs and a snackbar while you wait.
when u try ur best but u don’t succeed
when u feel so tired, but u can’t sleep
Stuck in reeveeeeeeeeeeerrsee.
and the tears come streaming down your face
‘Cause you lose something you can’t replace
When you love someone but it goes to waste
Could it be worse?
Jungkook used [critical hit to your heart]! It’s super effective!
I’m back cuz that bird app is madness. Art hoes I missed y’all 😫
It’s been awhile! But I hopped back on here because @simply-elegantly-kai reminded me that it’s been 2 years, 4 months worth of friendship and it started on this app! My first internet friend because I’m so damn awkward (and real friend in a time when I was really struggling, she doesn’t even know)
She’s dealt with my weird outbursts and questionable moments. She is the Y/N of all Y/Ns 😂, the Queen of memes and such a gorgeous soul with a winged eyeliner that will slice on sight! Thank you for being my wonderful friend. So y’all, don’t be afraid to reach out, you’ll miss out on some gems.
i dont have a favorite music genre. i just like songs that sound good. i have no specific taste,, if it slaps it slaps.
an otter in his natural habitat 😊
He is an otter, that water looks hella cold.
1. You know how you go to work and who you are at work is not who you are at home? Yea, being an idol is their job my dude🤷🏽♀️, they even go on vacay signed up leave (I sure as hell wouldn’t want anybody asking about work on my leave). They go home to their partners and 3 cats ,even if they have to hide it.
2. If they aren’t in committed relationships, cheeks be a’ clapping. Yes I said it, your idols have sex. They will find a way if they want to. Managers be damned.
3. Would they date you? Maybe. Are they dating you, nope! You are probably not their type romantically. That’s the way of the world baby. You like who you like.
4. Are you saying you love them but they don’t deserve love? Oh, that’s kinda unstable 👀 you’re on that “if I can’t have you nobody can” ish. No meng, no bueno.
5. That ideal type profile they put out is scripted and created by producers/creative directors. It is marketed to the group of consumers that are more likely to engage in the content. Your idols image is a brand. Image training is a thing. So there is a high chance that they are into tatted, pierced up baddies and not delicate smol adorable cutesy girls... or boys. Both are ok, but preference is a thing. Sorry fam🤭
6. There is a big difference between being supportive and being obsessed. You find that you are incapable of basic daily functions because your too enthralled and addicted with what’s going on with your favs? Can’t focus? That’s problematic and you may need to manage that destructive behavior.
7. It’s none of your business. Public figure or not, some things have absolutely nothing to do with you. No is a word to be ok with.
