leave me to my melodrama
Managed to do a load of dishes and make a batch of krispie squares wooooo
I'm gonna pass out
I covered them in sprinkles because of course I did
february lasted 8 years but march is already half over even though it started 3 days ago
While I was making krispie squares I let Leon have a tiny marshmallow and a couple spare rice krispies
He ate the rice krispies
I later found the marshmallow mashed under my slipper and had to stand on one foot for a bit while Jon helped clean up the sticky mess
I don't know how that happened
This is the highest compliment I can bestow, but Dungeon Meshi reads like it was written for, if not by, Terry Pratchett.
Oh, you have a dungeon with monsters and adventurers? How does it work? Who pays? How do you get enough supplies? People will eat anything when hungry; do they eat the monsters? People will cook feasts from rotten meat and weeds; what feasts can you make with monsters?
By the way, here is a terrible pun about soup.
You want heroes to have peril, but also to live? Easy! Just have a ressurection spell. Well how does it work? What's the point? What would people give to live forever? What would people give to die?
Here's a dwarf whose magical shield is a wok.
And if they come back, it still hurts right? Do people remember? What happens if they forget that, outside of the dungeon, they can't come back? What if the thing that brings them back also ties them to the dungeon more and more, changes them, makes them different without knowing why.
Whilst you were thinking about that, the halfling founded an adventurers guild. It's an actual union with dues etc. btw he's a deadbeat dad apart from this.
The dwarf from earlier carries familial trauma that will haunt you for the next decade. The protagonist holds his sister's skull as the first proof that there is anything left of her. The two female leads share a love so deep that giving it a name would pollute it. The protagonist's sword is a mollusc.
dear princess celestia
Managed to do a load of dishes and make a batch of krispie squares wooooo
I'm gonna pass out
The other day I discovered this meme…
i no longer respect the hustle i want universal basic income and dignity for everyone
And out came the tiger....
Always a reblog…..
🐅🤘😎
Wow!🥰
I need to do dishes and I want to make rice krispie squares but
Kitten
"Laios doesn't know what sex is"(Bad, infantilizes autistic people)
"Laios is super horny"(Closer, but incorrect) I am here to say the truth: Laios is one of those sex-positive asexual guys, and in a modern setting would be one of those guys who has encyclopedic knowledge of BDSM rope-ties and positions, but doesn't actually get anything out of it, and just thinks it's really neat
persisting despite it all !
clair de lune will always go down smooth, claude really did put his whole debussy into this one
if a joke about Claude Debussy pussy can’t do numbers on tumblr than what is this site even for