Not what I expected coming from John Green
Grandmas were so right about puzzles and knitting and crocheting and solitaire and reading slow and slippers and baking and watching deer in the backyard send post
Bravo, Onion...back in top form.
You can't even hang out on the street not saying anything. That's loitering and gets the cops called on minorities and teenagers
A cartoon from 1914 that could have been written today
Proof that after hundreds of years of capitalism, the only thing that's "changed" is the name attached to the foot inside the boot firmly placed on the necks of the poor.
new tag game: people who don’t have anime profile pics, if you had to pick one rn what would it be
Pep talk
have you ever shipped something so hard that you become irrationally happy and make a sound akin to steam escaping from a kettle everytime they so much as stand next to eachother
[grandma voice] back in my day, sonny, we called it “squeeing”.