15 Day Challenge; Day 14: Candy/Candy Corn
A/n: SO this one is much shorter mainly because I didn’t have much time to write today. I had a bit more fun with this piece, and it’s based off an argument between my friend and I. Just to be clear I fucking hate candy corn, it is horrible, and if you like it, you can fight me. -G
Warnings: Swearing, fighting
Pairing: Loki x Reader
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“I cannot fucking believe you,” her voice rang through the room “How could you betray me like this?”
“I don’t understand how liking candy corn is betrayal,” Loki replied
“You were supposed to hate it,” she told him “I guess you really are a villain after all. Next thing you know you’ll be saying you like licorice,”
“I do like licorice,” the god smiled as she gasped
“That’s it,” she paused “I know it’s only been a few days, but we have to break up. I cannot associate or spend my life with someone who likes candy corn and licorice,”
“You’re already breaking up with him huh,” Tony said as he walked into the living room with Bruce “that didn’t take long.”
“He liked candy corn,” Y/n exclaimed “And licorice,”
“Ooooh,” he grimaced “That’s a rule breaker,”
“I don’t think licorice is that bad,” Bruce chimed in
“Not you too,” She cried
“At least I’m not the only one with good taste,” Loki said
“You’re all heathens,” the girl screamed
“except me right,” Tony asked
“Except Tony,” she smiled “I just might have to date him instead.”
“Oh please you wouldn’t last a day with Tony,” Loki huffed
“At least he doesn’t like candy corn and licorice,” she remarked
“You couldn’t handle his snark,” Bruce interjected
“I handle Loki pretty damn well,” she mocked offense
“Yeah but he likes you,” Tony reminded her
“Do you not like her?” Loki asked
“What he said” she crossed her arms
Tony’s eyes grew wide as Bruce chuckled “No,” he started “I like you. Everyone likes you, you’re a very likable person.”
“That’s what I thought,” she replied, “I’m great, unlike candy corn.”
“I will say I do like you more than candy corn,” Loki admitted
“You better,” she turned to him “if you didn’t you’d have serious problems,”
“You say that like he doesn’t have serious problems already,” Tony added
Loki was about to say something before Y/n interrupted him “Don’t think I won’t slap you just ‘cause you share my hatred for licorice,”
Tony raised his brow “I thought you didn’t like him anymore,”
“Well maybe I don’t like you anymore,” she replied turning away from him
“Rude,” Tony muttered
“I can forgive you for your horrible taste so long as you never make me eat licorice or candy corn,” she said to Loki
“I would never dream of it,” the god smiled
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A/n: requests are open and keep questions in mind for when I do a little question night based on my fics and my writing.! I might take a bit of a break after finishing this just so I have a bit of downtime. -G
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