Alternatively:
Jaskier: *Gets arrested after arriving at the city, because he slept with half the town*
Guard: Don’t worry, the king’s going to release you. He adores you. The arrest was just to calm the people down, they’re rather pissed off right now.
Jaskier: Great!
Guard: That’s the White Wolf, who you’re traveling with, right? He’s really famous around here. Heard he’s very smart, strong, and clever.
Jaskier: ...You may be right about the strong part. Maybe.
Guard: What, he isn’t-
Geralt, in the distance: WHERE THE FUCK IS HE?
Guard2: I’m sorry sir, we can’t-
Geralt: LET ME TALK TO MY- I MEAN THE BARD! I NEED TO SEE IF HE’S- I NEED TO SEE HIM!
Guard2: We can’t let you in there, you need to get arrested for tha-AGHH!
Guard3: Alright, grab him.
Geralt: *appears in front of Jaskier and the guard, handcuffed and led by two guards, one with a very bad bloody nose and visibly limping*
Geralt: Jaskier! You’re okay!
Jaskier, grinning: I knew you cared about me!
Guard: Did you just punch the guard- Did he just punch a king’s guard, just to see you?
Jaskier, brightly: Welcome to my life!
YESSSSS