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Rules
- Duplicates are welcome, just use different name so we can tell you apart. [ex. Thor and Odinson.]
- If you’re coming in, come in to play. Don’t just sit and watch.
- Try to keep OOC things on topic, i.e. about muses, the current rp, or things that would affect the rp, like having to take a quick break.
- Generally, just don’t be a dick.
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SON OF A BITCH, GIVE ME A DRINK ONE MORE NIGHT THIS CAN’T BE ME SON OF A BITCH IF I CAN’T GET CLEAN I’M GONNA DRINK MY LIFE AWAY
I’m going to be working on campaign stuff today. Come chatter with me on dis/cord while I work, just let me know who you are.
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To hold me down, but you cast my moorings away
This is the story of Loki This is the story of Verity A reborn god A potential best friend Who hoped to avoid Who sees through lies the path set before him And tells them
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“ never too early for the potential threat of violence verging towards speculative and circumstantial foreplay. ” she nods and holds out her cookie monster themed coffee mug, head tilting off into the direction of a half-full pot. “ top me off while you’re at it ? ”
He might not be that fond of Bobbi, and he knows she’s never going to be a fan of him, but the banter is fun. It gets a chuckle and a half smile from Barney before he moves to the coffee pot. He glances at her mug as he’s filling up his own, and for a brief moment his stubborn streak flares to life.
How easy it would be to deny her and take the rest for himself. Petty, yes, but easy. Even potentially amusing. He considers it as he finishes filling his mug and sets it aside, but then decides against it. Decides to keep the tenuous peace of early morning coffee.
“Yeah, alright, alright. I’ll fill up your stupid mug, since you’re talkin’ so sweet to me.” He tops her off, returns the mostly empty post to the coffee maker, and sips his own coffee as he moves to settle leaning against the counter.
They can hate each other again later.
“Eh, didn’t wanna get all serious, I mostly just wanna get ya drunk, and that’s something I know for a fact you did,” he grinned, “Wait I got a better one, ‘Never have I ever had sex with an acrobat’,” he positively beamed.
Barney raised a brow at his brother, then picked up his shot and knocked it back. No explanation, just a smirk as he lowered the shot and filled it again. “You gonna drink to that, or do I got you beat there?”
Never have I ever.....gotten so wasted I forgot which end of the bottle the good stuff came out of.
meme: Never Have I Everstatus: Accepting
Drinks Taken: 2Drinks Skipped: 0
“I’ve never forgotten which end t’drink from.” Has he gotten so drunk he can’t manage to get the end of the bottle near enough to his mouth to take another drink, though? Yeah, so he’s counting that. He knocks back another shot, then refills the glass.
"Never have I ever punched my brother in the face!" -takes shot and slams it down-
meme: Never Have I Everstatus: Accepting
Drinks Taken: 1Drinks Skipped: 0
"Ah, fuck you,” Barney laughs, shaking his head. He knocks back his shot, then slams the glass back down on the table and refills it. “Whole lifetime of shit you got on me an’ you go for the fightin’.”
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lilxlionxman
Play “Never Have I Ever” with my muse!
Send “Never have I ever” and tell my muse something that yours has never done. If my muse has done the thing, they have to take a drink. The maximum is10 drinks!nothing because this fucker drinks like a damn fish.
Good luck!
Originally posted by tilldeathdousart
"well, shit."
meme: dragon age startersstatus: accepting
“Couldn’t’a said it better myself.”
He should have noticed that the tether for the dog run was starting to wear. Really, he should have, but he had been in a hurry that morning to get Baz to school and himself to work so he didn’t pay as close attention as he should have when he was clipping Gerdy in. Coming home that day after picking up Baz, he found that the tether had snapped and Gerdy was nowhere to be seen.
“C’mon, let’s get back in the car an’ go lookin’ for her. An’ don’t let your mom hear you talkin’ like that.”
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shit my friends and i have said
“WATCH YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!”
“wow, you really suck at this. please, just stop.”
“this is a meme free zone, please respect that and shut the fuck up about dat boi.”
“i accidentally talked shit about someone when they were right next to me.. in other news, can i stay here for the next five or so minutes?”
*loud footsteps then a tackle* “SPAAAAAAAACE!!!”
“if i hear another word about space, i’m going to punch you.”
“does wii sports count as physical exercise?”
“what are you doing? no, stop that.”
“so, i zoned out like 10 minutes ago. what were you saying?”
“i got detention for sleeping in class. do you think i’ll get in trouble if i sleep in detention?”
“what do you mean you quit? you haven’t done anything!”
“i may be (insert height) but i’ll still kick your ass!”
“.. i can’t reach the shelf..”
“so, funny story, my fingers are stuck in the scissors… please help.”
“listen, i’m (insert age) but i still watch (insert show), get the fuck over it.”
“you can’t hate me.. i’m unhateable.”
“uh, i’m too small and weak to rob someone so you should give me a dollar.”
“you just stole my fries, you fuck! this is war.”
“we can’t be friends. i have a policy that says i can’t be friends with assholes, and you happen to be the biggest fucking asshole i’ve seen.”
“oh god, that was mean.. well, shit.”
“i’m going to cry… i just saw a kitten.”
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dragon age starters
feel most free to change pronouns , etc .
❝ it doesn’t matter that they won’t remember me. what matters is i helped. ❞ ❝ bad things should happen to bad people. ❞ ❝ i’m here to set things right. also ? to look dashing. that part’s less difficult. ❞ ❝ planning has never been my strong suit . now, killing…killing & love-making. those i am better at. ❞ ❝ oh ! we could get matching outfits ! ❞ ❝ i’m not saying i should be your first pick for a dance partner at the ball , but in the deep roads , i’m your man / woman. ❞ ❝ draw your weapon & say that again ! ❞ ❝ we’re here to kill them all, yes ? for sport ? ❞ ❝ you tend to get up to interesting things. you meet interesting people & then you kill them. ❞ ❝ i never worry, darling. a leash can be pulled from either end. ❞ ❝ it’s like you need permission to be alive. ❞ ❝ has anyone told you what marvelous eyes you possess, my dear ? ❞ ❝ have you ever licked a lamp post in winter ? ❞ ❝ i’ll try not to hit anyone. ❞ ❝ there you are. everyone’s been looking for you. ❞ ❝ the last man standing gets final say on who is right or wrong. ❞ ❝ i like my hair the way it is, thank you. ❞ ❝ do you think about how to kill everyone you meet ? ❞ ❝ are you… sassing me, ____? ❞ ❝ yes, but she/you seems more… “ooh, pretty colors !” than “muahaha ! i am princess stabbity ! stab, kill, kill ! ❞ ❝ congratulations ! you have found a wastebin . ❞ ❝ what are you going to do with that sword ? ❞ ❝ not listening ! la la-la la la ! ❞ ❝ i saw you looking at the girl/boy in town earlier . ❞ ❝ anyone wishing to accuse me of weakness is welcome to try. ❞ ❝ …did you cut your own hair ? ❞ ❝ ”one by one they follow, drowning in the sea”. the rest of the poem is sad.. ❞ ❝ you aren’t all stone, ____. there is a person inside of you. ❞ ❝ we crush the heads of rude women when we feel like it. just so you know. ❞ ❝ protect what matters with everything you have, or you’ll have nothing, and deserve it. ❞ ❝ i want you to know that what we had was real. ❞ ❝ in the end you are always alone with your actions. ❞ ❝ somebody’s been drinking. ❞ ❝ let’s show them our hearts, and then show them theirs.. ❞ ❝ do you feel that ? my magic-sensing nose is tingling. ❞ ❝ well, shit. ❞ ❝ you worry me, you know that ? ❞ ❝ i’m cold. & it’s indoors. this is so wrong. ❞ ❝ i saw what you were doing back there. ❞ ❝ we will never speak of this again. ❞ ❝ you’re a big softie ! ❞ ❝ i’ve got just the thing to cure that pout. ❞ ❝ eight, nine, now you die. ❞ ❝ daughters never grow up. they remain six years old with pigtails & skinned knees forever. ❞ ❝ i don’t need my pants, anyway. ❞ ❝ smiles. we must be careful how we present ourselves. ❞ ❝ be careful what you wish for. power is treacherous. i have seen many people–great leaders–consumed by it. ❞ ❝ don’t touch me ! stay away ! ❞ ❝ i think of him/you/her as much as he/you/she thinks at all. ❞ ❝ i knew nothing of friendship before we met. ❞ ❝ you can approve or not approve as you wish, but this is one thing you cannot influence and mold to your liking. ❞ ❝ there you go, breaking my heart. ❞ ❝ does anyone else feel the verge to vomit? ❞ ❝ i…love you. just… wanted to tell you that. ❞ ❝ let those who would destroy us step into the light. ❞ ❝ it’s dangerous when too many men in the same armor think they’re right. ❞ ❝ if you love a character, you give them pain, ruin their lives, make them suffer. maybe even throw in a heroic death. ❞ ❝ i do quite like watching you leave. ❞ ❝ send him a fruit basket. everyone loves those. ❞ ❝ did i stutter ? ❞ ❝ are you kidding ? i’m surprised you didn’t kill anyone just coming over here. ❞ ❝ the world may want my time, but you have my heart ❞ ❝ have you ever heard the saying ‘let sleeping abominations lie’? now would be the time to consider it. ❞ ❝ that sounded much better in my head . ❞ ❝ i have an excellent sense of dramatic timing. & good hair. ❞ ❝ the air hurts. i have to stop. ❞ ❝ challenge someone to arm-wrestle me. ❞ ❝ so, you’re not like a lot of other girls/boys. ❞ ❝ not long ago this was impossible to imagine. you, the man i love, victory close at hand. ❞ ❝ how do you do that ? make everything better with a smile ? ❞ ❝ it gets no easier. your struggles have only just begun. ❞ ❝ there comes a time when you must stop running, when you turn & face the tiger. ❞ ❝ it’s family, you protect. doesn’t matter who it is, blood or not. ❞ ❝ perhaps we should carve our names into the giant tree ? ❞ ❝ hey ! that’s mine ! ❞ ❝ our mistakes make us who we are. ❞ ❝ fear makes men more dangerous than magic ever could. ❞ ❝ don’t let anyone tell you when to move on. take their hand & say, “my choice". ❞ ❝ words are easy, like the wind; faithful friends are hard to find. ❞ ❝ shitballs. fuck. shit. crap. ❞ ❝ living a lie … it festers inside you, like poison. ❞
thecorteztwins replied to your post: me: I’m coming back to my blogs and being active...
WELL HEY THAR
Heyyy! :D
me: I’m coming back to my blogs and being active again. new muse: -comes up and sucker punches me- nope all your attention belongs to me now.
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