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Tragedy

kinda adorable how it takes the moon almost exactly a month to blink

she has spent the last 4-and-a-half billion years winking flirtatiously at her Wife the Earth

tumblr is special because I can make someone unhappy just by writing down my thoughts & then they'll thank me and ask me for more

How dare you be right about this. Please continue

due to plaque buildup, human arteries are sometimes crunchy. also, the arteries themselves are made of a smooth, elastic (possibly gummy?) type of tissue.

therefore, I imagine that eating a diseased human artery would be a similar experience, texture-wise, to slurping one of THESE babies

Did you know that there's another Chocolate Guy called Kris Zhaokai?

Global Architecture Rises from Resin Hermit Crab Shells in Aki Inomata’s Consideration of Home and Borders

Joseph Quinn, Resident Flower Girl - from GRIS DIOR (x)

anyway that put me in a Mood, and combined with my other recent post it reminded me of an experiment I've been pondering for years

google hits for the various permutations of ordering the individual words within 'Spongebob Squarepants':

Squarepants Spongebob gets a ton of false positives from things like The Origin of SpongeBob SquarePants. SpongeBob SquarePants: The Complete First Season (DVD)

also literally like half of these are the titles of YTPs or other forms of youtube shitpost

here's a chart of all the positions and how many times each word appears in them though (again, excluding those first two lines for being basically irrelevant to this exercise):

whoever pointed this out thank you i owe you my life

this scene uppercut me and then killed me dead where I stood