Dog Residence

DID MY YAOI STICKERS ARRIVE

it was my bachelor degree 😑

there are some internet friends where eventually you start calling them by their real name and then there’s times where its like nah son your name is crispy forever

“why would we make plans in front of you if you weren’t invited?” babe i was left out of everything growing up, i need 100% confirmation you want me there or i simply will not go

gay thoughts

IT’S SO GOOD! I SHOULD BAKE MY WIFE MORE THINGS

I’m making my gf brownies tomorrow they’re gonna be tasty af <3

All i wish for 2024 is every creator to start that project they’ve been thinking about, write those fics they have been planning, make messy art, and to have as little burnout as possible.

wdym an average platonic bond cant be deep and meaningful do none of you remember the power of friendship

i have trust in the people.

5 simple exercises to awaken dormant muscles

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I appreciate this video a lot--people don't realize how important it is to start slow if you're trying to come back from a completely sedentary lifestyle, and they get really hurt as a result. Straining your muscles too much, too suddenly can land you in the E.R. and the wrong joint injury can permanently affect your mobility, so please start with absolute basics and easy stretches!

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Do it easy and slow, but do it!

get ready for an exuberant summer

4:35 Blaze it sorry traffic was crazy

oh we missed the ten year anniversary of the worst post i’ve ever made

traffic again?

wall slam..........

the og insp!

the best trope in media is: “characters turn on the lights, see the monster, and immediately turn the lights back off”

pick one you bald genderless idiot

you bottle Miette??

You crush Miette like the grape?

Oh! Barrel for mother!

Barrel for mother for 15 years!

Cat plays theremin

the sustained note with the big-eyed stare… like… yes that sound is a perfect auditory representation of what is going on in the cat’s brain

little german boy revisits the cave of blüntsmoken! Happy 4/20 ;)