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Jolene (33 R.P.M) - click for .mp3

Unsure where this came from, if not the palsied hands of the good Lord himself.

Simple premise: Dolly Parton’s “Jolene” slipped from 45 to 33 rpm. Nothing more; no studio trickery, no trip hop drum breaks. The guitar lopes back in and around itself. The bass becomes elastic, hot rubber. The violin stabs become sustained cello lines. The backing choir’s split harmony rattles around, slinking ghostly into the corner.  And most importantly, Parton’s once-frantic vocal is transformed from bubblegum country scrawl into something approximating field holler reverence. 

An already perfect song made transcendental..

Well, this changes everything.

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Every second beat of Boulevard of Broken Dreams, by Green Day.

If you ever wanted to replace Billie Joe Armstrong with a Sim and make this song country rock, fortunately for you I’m still at it.

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Every second beat of Juice by Lizzo, stretched to 2x length.

here u go i guess

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Tumblr is a hole I throw songs with no second beat into.

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An ass for an ass makes the whole world blast.

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