I am on several criteria not a sexy topless young man with knives I'm afraid.
Most Maydays I've been a white-clad panama-hat-wearing hanky-waving Cotswold dancer, this year for a change I was in my Border black rags. And no face paint today - ours takes best part of an hour to do and you can bet that hour was for sleeping. (Especially as for the first time since 2019, it was a work day, and we didn't fancy either scrubbing it off before work or showing up in face paint.)
Interestingly the Cotswold kit evokes cricket vibes because that's pretty much what it is: the sides who the dances were collected from danced in their cricket whites.
A fair few sides these days dance Cotswold in the summer and Border in the winter - Border (and Molly, which is debatably morris, some Molly dancers insist it's not) was danced in the winter by out-of-season farm labourers to busk (and threaten, hence the disguise element) for money, while Cotswold was done at summer fairs and the like, and how warm the respective kits are still reflects that.
(Here speaks someone who's worn a black rag jacket and top hat in a heatwave and cricket whites in the snow and recommends neither.)
As for Pagan roots - if anyone tells you they know where morris started, either they're selling you a book or they've bought one. For one, what's called morris these days bears little resemblance to the dance that carried Will Kempe from London to Norwich around the time he fell out with Shakespeare's acting company. But as far back as we have record of it, it's been tied to the Christian calendar specifically (and not even the fun holidays we nicked off the Celts, even dancing on Mayday is a relatively modern addition that didn't get into the calendar till 1923). That's not to say it's divorced from Paganism in the modern day, as many particularly Border dancers are practising Pagans and I've been at dance outs on Beltane and Imbolc which were primarily religious gatherings.
Ooh also, on gender, the 2023 morris census (that's a thing) shows the tradition to be majority-female now:
Cotswold morris is now 40% female, 59% male and 1% non-binary, not so far from Border's 55/44/1 split.
(A note on the census though is that this is data collected per side, not per dancer, so dancers in multiple sides, colloquially known as tarts, will be counted multiple times and be statistically overrepresented.)