everybody loves to talk about velma and daphne but y’all seem to forget that velma and hot dog water from mystery incorporated were obviously gay

h-hot dog water?

Her name was hot dog water because her father was a carnival owner and they were so poor she had to bath with the used hot dog water. Also she was murdered by Nazi robots under the command of a Hannibal lector bird Scooby Doo influenced by a cosmic embodiment of horror but then brought back to life when Scooby Doo killed it

isn’t that the neck tattoo guy

This guy needs to slow down 😂😂😂

THAT’S WHERE I RECOGNIZED HIM FROM

But how could you leave out this masterpiece???

I love him

yall r missing the BEST one

I might have just found myself a new idol

Unsure if real or an elaborate character but in any case he’s fighting the good fight so 🤷🏻‍♀️💯

He shouts a lot. What a fun guy.

He has only one brain cell and he uses it to live life 

a dnd player waiting for their turn

A quick little something I knocked together, the patented tragic backstory generator ™ is the easiest way to give your character a mythically horrible origin. 

(actual tragedy may vary, results are final and non-negotiable, i am not responsible for any tears you may shed while imagining the sad life your character must have led up to this point)

straight girls who wear ‘femme’ or ‘homo’ shirts are stupid i hope they know they aren’t allies, just ugly

Ur dumb asses are aware femme is the french for woman and homo is latin for man or mankind? Sit down you’re embarrassing all of us

how you sound

Okay fine I guess y’all don’t want support? I guess I won’t support the gay rights movement?? I guess wearing a shirt that says “Fuck off, you’re an asshole” would be better??? Shut the fuck up and be happy someone else is in the movement, gay, bi, straight, queer, lesbian, etc. it should NOT fucking matter as long as you know someone is standing up for you and what you believe in as well. Fucking ingrates.

how YOU sound

Straight allyship is so performative and self serving lmao. Like look how easy these losers get offended and retract their conditional ass support if they’re even remotely critiqued.

Straights be like: You hurt my feelings with a text post that isn’t even about me so I’m gonna go back to actively oppressing you

ᵖˢˢˢᵗ⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅ ᵈᵒ ʸᵒᵘ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ᵗʰᵉ ˢᵗᵘᶠᶠ﹖﹖

yeah…. you got your end of the deal?

here you go… just like you said… one turtle…. now where’s my request?

One frog…. Just like you wanted

good… thanks…. now leave forever….

a hug from boss

@uss-edsall

From @veggiedayz: “Blackberry has a song he wants to sing for you.” #cutepetclub [source: http://ift.tt/28SdMmN ]

Kitten: *small mew* Cameraperson: *soft “ohhh”* Kitten: *BIG LONG MEOW* Cameraperson: *soft laughter* “What was that?” Kitten: *tiny mew*

the caption did not prepare me

the highest ratio of meow to cat that i’ve ever encountered

not to be dramatic but i would die for Blackberry

your life can look so different, so much better, in just a few months. keep going.

when you open a new tab and can’t remember why

when you close it and then remember why you opened it

when your son tricks you into driving him to a PowerLine Concert instead of a fishing trip

Cowboys are witches and horses are their familiars

guns are their wands and they only know one spell (bullet)

That’s incredible.

oh holy shit

@setepenre-set

This picture in McDonald’s was hung sideways

when you make one of your oc’s hella smart but then suddenly don’t know how you’re going to write them bc you’re a fucking dumbass