CARPE NOCTUM

where’s his emmy?

where’s his oscar, grammy, and nobel peace prize?

my biggest pet peeve is when I call a boy pretty and about six people have their necks swivel all the way around on their shoulders exorcist style just to tell me that boys aren’t pretty they’re handsome

can you believe they actually introduced bill to us by letting her rant about the girl she had a massive crush on? we are truely blessed.

Saffiyah Khan steps in to defend another woman who was surrounded by EDL(English Defence League) members at a far-right rally in Centenery Square, Birmingham.

“She was surrounded 360, I stepped forward and identified myself as someone who supported her and contradicted them”

realizing u have to wake up again tomorrow and the next day and the day after that:

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 (2017) dir. James Gunn

an unstoppable force (my love of books) meets an unmovable object (my lack of a desire to actually read anything) 

SebastianStan: Good morning china. It’s been forever. I haven’t forgotten you. I’ve been trying to get ready for That Other WAR. not easy. Crawling backkkk If I’m lucky I’ll get to come back to you this year. Lots of love to Beijing!!

SLIGHT CHANGE OF TUNE BUT I’M TRAPPED IN MY OWN BATHROOM THE DOOR WON’T OPEN AHSNXNFN

i'm free

me: *reading academic text*

me: wtf u sayin lmao but i dig ur vibe imma keep reading