Happy Judgement Day.

IM THIS PETTY

Pulling out all receipts!!

when you're trying to do online school work at home but you can't because you're in a Home Environment and not a School Environment and the Vibes are off and you're crying and shaking because the due date is coming up and you're just sitting there with unfinished work even though the assignment is So Easy but it's So Hard because you were Born Wrong and Dark Inside

Needed this to cheer up–

please watch with sound on

That’s Cumlord! You can find his page on Facebook!!

that’s what

WHOMST

Not sure who needs to see this, but if a Service Dog starts backing into you, pushing you away from their handler, or they sit down at a leash distance from their handler

You Should Move Away.

They are performing a task known as "spacing" or "blocking" that helps reduce or prevent anxiety in their handler.

They are NOT "asking for pets" or being disobedient or asking to be spoken to. All you have to do is stay back from the dog and handler.

This is not a capslock PSA because I'm not sure how many people that don't have a SD actually know this is a trained task.

I did NOT know and this is both very cool that SDs can be trained for this, and very important that we all know how to respect it.

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The positivity pool

Fucking finally, something positive that doesn’t look fucking photoshopped to hell. Real, unedited people, I am loving this

what the numbers could mean on football players’ backs:

their age

how many people they’ve killed

how good they are at football 

ʍoǝɯ

meow

Atlas the titan condemned to hold up the sky for eternity

a very potter musical is one of the greatest things on the planet and it was created by college students with $150 who were high off their asses

may I mention that about 1/3 of the budget was spent on ron’s giant Hershey bar?

YOU MAY

I can’t believe that I never considered the possibility that they were high

u ever talk to someone and wish you could be like, “god i totally understand where you’re coming from, and yes this DOES suck a lot, but your shift leader at panda express is not like, a member of the capitalist class, he’s just some dude who’s worked at panda express for a while, and him telling the manager and the manager firing you for your third no-call no-show doesn’t make him like, your oppressor, he’s just some dude who probably has nothing to look forward to in life except like, his biweekly board game nights with the same friends he’s had since high school, and you should be able to relate to that because you also have never left the town you grew up in, which is FINE, i’m just saying like, you shouldn’t key Dan’s shitty 2003 mini cooper, he doesn’t own capital, if anything you should be mad at the MANAGER, but even then i don’t know if he counts as a member of the capitalist class either, so like, find another panda express, there is no dearth of panda expresses around here, and it doesn’t even have to be panda express, i think panera pays a lil better”

u good?

I’M fine, but i know some folks who are not

OMG???? FUCKING EMERGANCY

This old farmer in the town I’m in just warned me ‘watch out for the old guy’s daughter, she’s six foot nine and built like an amazon’ and all I could do was choke up and whisper ‘awesome’

Gossipy rural townsfolk warning of tall brick shithouse lesbians who might hit on me have no idea

You compared me to an animal yet were surprised when I attacked. Did you forget that beasts have claws and teeth?

What kind of Shakespeare copy is this

“Thou calledst me dog before thou hadst a cause.

But since I am a dog, beware my fangs.”

- Merchant of Venice, Act 3 Scene 3

Sometimes you meet someone, and it’s so clear so immediately that the two of you, on some level, belong together. As lovers, or as friends, or as family, or as something entirely different. You just work, whether you’re in love or creating things together or foxhole buddies or partners in crime. It’s so clear, right off the bat, that this is what you’re supposed to be doing, that this is what you’re for. You meet these people throughout your life, out of nowhere, under the strangest of circumstances, and they help you make a life. I don’t know if that makes me believe in coincidence, or fate, or sheer blind luck, but. It definitely makes me believe in something.

This is the funniest thing ever, everyone else go home

is Andrew Garfield actually gay or is he just like really really extra about his allyship

mr garfield what the fuck does this mean

it means if he ever meets michael b jordan its on

the bassline in teeth is my new religion

things I love about this

Thats a fucking snapping turtle

Her face says this is bad but not the worst thing she has seen