Fulltime Shipper

People are so poor and can barely afford to live so companies have switched to selling to each other to generate more money

The ad-supported “free” mobile game ouroboros featuring only ads for other ad-supported “free” mobile games featuring only ads for other ad-supported “free” mobile games featuring only ads for other ad-supported “free” mobile games featuring only ads for other ad-supported “free” mobile games

🄰🄻🅁🄸🄶🄷🅃 🅽🅴🆆 𝚔𝚎𝚢𝚋𝚘𝚊𝚛𝚍 𝕝𝕖𝕥𝕤 sᴇᴇ 𝔥𝔬𝔴 𝖒𝖆𝖓𝖞 σƒ 𝓉𝒽ℯ𝓈ℯ 𝓽𝓾𝓶𝓫𝓵𝓻 ⓦⓘⓛⓛ 🅐🅛🅛🅞🅦 ｐｒａｙ 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝐧𝐨 𝘵𝘺𝘱𝘰𝘴 𝑤ℎ𝑒𝑛 𝙬𝙚 𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒄𝒉 z͟a͟l͟g͟o͟ ̶b̶̶e̶̶c̶̶a̶̶u̶̶s̶̶e̶̶ ̶we👏 ʇuɐɔ ɘɔɒqƨʞɔɒd ʷᶦᵗʰ 🇿​🇦​🇱​🇬​🇴​ ReAdY B̷̡̛͇̥̦͚͇̤̱̼͋̃͝O̷͓͉͙̳̪͍͗̅Ớ̷̙̞̗̘͍͂̉̒͌͌̾̆̇͌̓͝M̷̫͂̈̽͟͟ ̶̨̼̫͉̦͒̀̽̓̈́̉̆͑͛̕͟ s̑̇̈w̑̇̈ȇ̇̈ȇ̇̈t̑̇̈ l̐̈e̐̈t̐̈s̐̈ f͛u͛c͛k͛i͛n͛g͛ G̸O̸O̸O̸O̸O̸ m̼u̼s̼t̼a̼c̼h̼e̼ l͙o͙l͙ d̵o̵n̵e̵

uoᴉssǝɔɔns ʞɔᴉnb uᴉ suoᴉʇdo ʇxǝʇ ǝɥʇ llɐ ǝsn ǝʍ uǝɥʍ snɹᴉʌ ɐ ʇoƃ ǝʌ,ǝʍ ǝʞᴉl ʞool ƃllɐǝɹ ǝʍ

llǝʇ ʇuɐɔ noʎ ɟᴉ ǝʇᴉɹnoʌɐɟ ɹno sᴉ uʍop ǝpᴉsdn

.ʍoɥǝɯos .pɐq os ƃuᴉǝq ʇou ʎllɐnʇɔɐ pN∀ ssɐ ǝɥʇ uᴉ uᴉɐd ǝʌᴉssɐɯ ɐ ɥʇoq ƃuᴉǝq sᴉ ɐᴉxǝlsʎp ɹno

How did we go from looking for a keyboard that can do this þ (still unsuccessful. Fuck samsung keyboard) to t̑̇̈h̑̇̈ȋ̇̈s̑̇̈ s̐̈h̐̈i̐̈t̐̈

it will get better again :)

naruto and sasuke wouldn’t pass the hunter exam but gon and killua would pass the chunin exam

naruto and sasuke didn’t even pass the chunin exam

jason ignored the clearly labeled tupperware and ate tim’s leftover garlic chicken pasta

when in fics they say two characters gave each other a look this is always what i envision in my head

as a writer this is also what i envision

my scapegoat is eating your straw man

based firemen

you sign up for the job because you want to save lives, and sometimes you get a chance to just be really, really, clear about "yes it is my job to save lives, there is an obstacle, and i am paid to use an axe to solve this problem"

who wants to see the worst thing ive seen this week

too bad, im showing you anyway

a non-photoshopped picture of someone actually wearing them, for your viewing pleasure

Moon Moon’s brother Dong Dong

This Belongs Here

sorry i covered your neck in dark hickeys and clamped down hard on your throat like limp prey while i was giving you a handjob. you whimpered a little too soft and i blacked out and believed myself to be a feral dog in possession of an entire rotisserie chicken

you all know there's other posts on here to reblog right

everybody else deactivate your account these two need the room for a second

THESIS: the real reason that people stay on this hellsite is not “chronological order” or “the drama” or whatever (per se), but is instead linked to how tumblr, unlike most social media, is not optimised to give content as short of a half-life as possible, but instead is optimised to let content continue to cycle for months, years, even decades. this has in turn led to a more consistent centralised site “culture” in which there is more coherent linkage among different areas of the site, thus also explaining why its content permeates so thoroughly throughout the internet.

Okay guys pick your spot in the fandom monarchy GO