the year is 13 AT (after twilight)

im a bar of soap and God is an instagram girl with acrylic nails and a box cutter

Good afternoon thottie

gay people

could u be one of them ?

you may be entitled to financial compensation

Gay Denial (2009) 

Pencil on Paper

March 6th, 2009

Dear Journal,

I found out what lesbian means today, Ella told me at recess. It’s unfair because girls are so much prettier than guys. It’s like comparing a flower to an old shoe. But I’m not a lesbian, almost 99% of my friends are guys.

Shakespeare could only aspire to this level of dramatic irony.

me to god

it is constantly amazing and terrifying to me the amount of propaganda that is necessary in order to sustain capitalism

I'm not saying this to sound so smart and evolved, I'm absolutely including myself in this. I am constantly in awe of how much I have had to unlearn and how much more I need to unlearn. The first time I saw someone criticizing the nuclear family model, I was completely taken aback, and now I fully recognize the ways in which this social family model perpetuates abuse, poverty, and neglect.

And the capitalist class really has us believing that the products we consume have something to say about our identity. It's fucking wild.

The United States is a country that believes that the availability of 27 different types of Oreos is somehow an indication of freedom while people starve to death on the streets and die because they can't afford a medication whose price is artificially inflated.

The idea that someone can earn (and therefore deserves) millions or billions of dollars is absolutely asinine! The myth of the "self-made millionaire" is an outright lie! And yet both are bedrocks of American culture.

i turned on the light in the dining room but Tubby had been sleeping in a chair and it woke her up and she was Not Pleased

yes

however we recently got her a new ceramic fountain that better suits her aesthetic

and her own fainting couch

but she still prefers a good lap whenever possible

@unpretty what is Ms. Tubby’s full name if it is not Tubby?

Tubbitha

three yikes you’re out

Me blocking people on tumblr.com

First of all, OP is a scrappy doo sympathiser. Secondly, OP got a ticket for jaywalking in the December of 2005

do you ever meet a really cool girl and hope she’s gay? not even to date her but as a service to the community 

this post is cursed because i saw it or something similar in 2013 and i was inspired so i got some clear glitter nail polish and went ham on my macintosh’s keyboard

type alignment chart: pencil case edition.

i’m true neutral.

this is the most frightening ad i’ve encountered on here