Nefarious Asexual Scheme of the Day

Pearl Forrester (via dailymst3kquote)

My bird army training program is progressing nicely…

I won’t need to wage war.  Once I have control of the corvids, people will simply do as I say.

But do you control the corvids? Or are they simply humoring you?

(@nefariousasexualschemeoftheday hey boss, do you have competition?)

[Nefarious Asexual is frantically rigging laser cannons on the walls of the Nefarious Citadel.] Henchgirlfriend! Get the sharks!!

Jesus fucking christ little man are you ready for the death you’ve earned

My plan is without flaw! Neither INTERPOL, nor other villains, nor chance or time or scarcity can stop me! The only thing that can defeat me is Sonic Personally Fucking.

the revelation that that fuck yeah asexual blog is affiliated with amazon just goes to show that there is a very big and very real problem of corporations trying to get involved in the peoples’ pride, personality, and personal lives. i literally dont give a shit if ur ace or not, inclu or exclu, what-fucking-ever this isnt abt that, you still need to realize this is a serious issue and stop rbing posts from them and interacting with them because it only shows amazon that they can do this again and enables them to continue to stick their noses in things that belong to the people and they have no right to touch (you know…like lgbt pride)

Hey OP, I think that image is fake. I googled it myself and this is what came up. Nothing about them being affiliated with Amazon.

The only possibility of them being related to Amazon is the fact that one of the mods has a published book I think you can get on Amazon which hundreds of people have done.

Edit: I searched it again and only one option like that came up, not three, but it doesn’t even look like it was made by them. It doesn’t even open up in the tumblr app and just redirects to their blog as a whole.

I’m not seeing anything either, not even when I add “amazon” to my search. Unless this is verified information, I don’t think it’s good to tear down a really helpful resource blog, even if you’re not the one benefiting from it.

Here’s the explanation, and also note that this mod is now getting racist anon hate over that post. Fuckyeahasexual isn’t run by amazon, and none of the views expressed on that blog are amazon’s views. They’re literally only promoted because some of the writers promote and sell books on amazon to make a living.

It’s really devaluing the Evil market when we can commit villainy just by earning a living. #supervillainsoflatecapitalism

“So-and-so identity I’m prejudiced against is gonna use up all the LGBT resources!” like this is fuckin Age of Empires II or some shit

Reblog if you can’t build any more castles or upgrade your longbowmen because some sneaky asexuals are camping on all the wood and stone

@nefariousasexualschemeoftheday

Some may call it “hogging the raw materials” but I call it “unlimited wood-fired pizza potential.”

Hi a friend of mine had a piping hot take but they don’t discourse and they said I could make it a post so here goes

[aces] create terms like aphobia, allosexual, allosexism, amatonormativity, etc. just to copy the kind of oppression and terms lgbt spaces have in order to emulate the feeling of belonging to a marginalized group

their community and term list is a carbon copy of our terms, even stealing ones like gatekeeping

its so obvious that they want to emulate our oppression so they can have a voice in a space which they shouldnt have one

their motives are so transparent i cant even fucking comprehend it

**cishets and dumbasses don’t interact**

These terms… arent stealing or copying? They are similar to other terms that deal with minority sexualities… because asexuality is a minority orientation? This isnt a hot take, your friend doesnt see asexuality as a sexuality.

You’ve found us out, OP! Our dastardly scheme to use terms that sound like terms that other minority orientations use is neither a result of community overlap nor of etymology--it’s an attempt to wear your skin!!!  

@ exclusionists making/liking posts about your fellow exclusionists sneaking into inclusionist discords/groups: the reason you think people are invading the community is because you’re projecting. Not everyone is as deceptive, selfish, and vile as you are.

Why, @queer-mermista , they’re just learning from me! Everyone knows that no matter what an exclusionist does, an asexual did it First and Worst! My crack Asexual Infiltration Team is on hand to infiltrate the exclusionist discords and bottle their vitriol to use as paint thinner and digestive juices for my dinosaur robot.

Ace positive exclusionist is an oxymoron.

Wow I guess every single ace exclusionist has suddenly ceased to exist

Not what was said but thank you for intentionally being obtuse

Nefarious Asexual Scheme of the Day:

1. *poof*

Just Exclusionist Things: aceys are crackheads

It’s true. Little do they know, but our cold sexless unfeeling hearts are actually in love.

WE’RE IN LOVE WITH THE COCO.

[Caption: A clip from the video of “CoCo” by OT Genasis, with the Sneaky Jughead face crudely pasted over the lead singer’s.]

Hey, do y’all remember the time that an exclusionist literally parroted the anti-LGBT+ arguments of days long past in saying that the asexual identity is just a sexual dysfunction (reminiscent of the days when homophobes would say that being gay was just a sexual dysfunction)?

Because I remember.

Nefarious Asexual Scheme of the Day:

1. Create a sex-positive environment where people don’t have to feel shame about sex

2. Rearrange our identities around hating sex

3. Combine our snotty hatred of sex with the plentiful not hating of sex that we have fostered

4. Achieve space flight by launching capsules on a wave of sex repulsion