This article is bonkers. I don't know if I have said "holy shit" so many times in a row.
Here are some highlights, but you should definitely read the entire thing.
Like, this could be the worst version of 12 Days of Christmas ever.
He is still in the coma and his family has not heard anything from SpaceX.
It's like a real-life Squid Game with a much shittier payout.
Into the cancer tent, we're going to Mars.
"I can excuse racism, but shoving is going too far."
Coming soon from Rust-Oleum...
New low visibility safety paint guaranteed to prevent 0 accidents.
For every 10 gallons, you get this free complimentary vest!
So easy on the eyes you barely even notice it!
Well, if nothing else, I'm sure Elon has at least faced some consequences for his poor safety policies.