a list of s*xy things:

- cellos

- sword fights

- hands

- setting things on fire

- “make me”

- brushing someones hair behind their ear

- hoziers discography

paid sick leave exists in a majority of countries on earth and the US government is acting like the demand for it is a radical anticapitalist act that will destroy the economy. OK

remember this when the media continues to focus on negative impacts of the strike instead of how simple the demand is

Bo Burnham Inside spoilers but I don't give context

So, Microsoft is terrible. Yes yes, the oldest claim in the world.

But specifically... I just hate how Windows 10 tries to conflate and confuse web searches with things on one's own computer. The start menu should never do anything related to web-searching, especially if it purports to try to give examples of things that are on my hard drive!

This will make old, computer-illiterate people more malware-vulnerable. You have to maintain a strong distinction between "things that are on this computer (and maybe even included in Windows)" (safe, one hopes, or you already got pwned by it, probably), and "things on the web" (scary, dangerous, not to be trusted at all).

Eroding that barrier in the UI is awful. It just FEELS like a violation every time I start typing into the start bar, and it tries to show me ANYTHING web-related. My computer is NOT just an internet-portal! It has tons of stuff on it, and when I'm interacting with the OS, I ONLY want to see things that are already on here!

If I wanted to see something online, I would go to my browser! All the online stuff should be segregated into the browser!

Specific programs can access the internet; that's fine. But my OS's functions and interface should JUST be about the things that are already on my computer.

Love how this implies that after the downfall of humankind that doge is the species to supercede us

Thinking about the countless times art and music and cinema and literature have saved and comforted me during difficult times i really owe my happiness to everyone dedicated to their craft

The assassin you sent after me is part of my found family now

Untitled.

i made a comic in google slides for some ungodly reason

the long-awaited sequel, Untitled #2

Untitled #3 explores the formulaic entertainment mass-produced by the pawns of capitalism. Or I just wanted to say ass. One of the two.

Untitled #4: the plot thiccens. also there’s a plot apparently

Untitled #5. This whole comic is 23 strips long, and I’ll be doing daily uploads until it’s all posted. Thanks for the great response y’all.

Untitled #6. Okay so firstly, HOLY FUCK Y’ALL. I did NOT expect this comic to get notes, let alone fanart. The most recent strip will always be linked at the bottom of my pinned post, so you can check there to see if you’re caught up.

Untitled #7. Not much to say here. I hope you’re having a good day!

This reminds me of the time I was reading articles about facial reconstruction from skeletons and found a medieval one from Dublin that looked like a stock photo of a hipster

For several millennia every man has just been some guy

Series.  Video Games +  Art History ↳ Dishonored & John Singer Sargent  

December 15 2019 - The UFC’s biggest MAGA piece of shit (other than president Dana White) Colby Covington just had a title fight against Nigerian immigrant champion Kamaru Usman. During the fight Colby got his jaw broken, got knocked out in the last round and then proceeded to literally run away during the champ’s victory announcement. [video]/[video]/[video]

Happy Black History Month

I love failing knowledge checks in games. It's just that one John Mulaney bit where I kneel down and look at a pool of blood and then go "Hmm! Gross!" and then fucking. Move on from that

“How considerate,” it said, “that you would lead yourself here to be swallowed by the woods.”

goood morning

goood afternoon gamers i see we all need therapy

maybe im sauteeing bell peppers, green onions, and mushrooms in garlic butter. maybe im not. depends whos asking

everyone tagging this as “me except not mushrooms” is a coward and a clown (a cloward) and this post is not for you. don’t interact.

I love when anime just fuckin

Has a real life movie in it but anime

Like last weeks Jiu-jitsu Kaisen featuring Anime Sam and Frodo