Tarot sea-themed illustrations by Perci Chen

So you’re a young lady living in Mulan’s village. Like the other girls you get all dolled up and go to the matchmaker to find a husband.

The local tomboy goes first so you’re chilling outside, psyching yourself up, chatting up the gals, when you hear a crash from inside followed by screaming.

Out runs the matchmaker, she’s covered in ink and on fire. Mulan throws an entire kettle of steaming tea in her face. The matchmaker yells at her that she will never be married or bring her family honor. It’s been at most five minutes.

What do you do? Do you just, like, go home? Explain to your family you didn’t get a husband cause your neighbor set the matchmaker on fire? Do you go inside and try your luck at getting a husband on the 50-50 shot she gives all the well behaved girls good husbands out of spite while risking her foul mood giving everyone shitty matches?

Idk I just wanna know how that afternoon went for everyone else there.

I asked Tony Bancroft (the director) your question and this was his answer.

This is the wildest possible way this post could have gone

Poster for my college’s upcoming production of Hamlet! :^)

god she has these gorgeous blue eyes you can get lost in forever. and that smile … that damned smile

cool idea- bind all controls of a game to the same key and see what happens when you press it

i am gonna do it

don’t do this

HERES THE VID OF IT V

times are tough. have this blessed short film from xmas of my sister and brother figuring out they can macarena to cascada’s “everytime we touch”

i asked their permission to post this but i don’t think they realized how many notes it would get. they will either be delighted or horrified. maybe both

the sound of the coins adds to it

“VIOLENCE FOR VIOLENCE IS THE RULE OF BEASTS” SAYS THE MAN WHO SPENT THEIR DAYS INFLICTING VIOLENCE UPON THE INNOCENT AND NOW FEARS THEIR RIGHTFUL RETRIBUTION

“AN EYE FOR AN EYE LEAVES THE WHOLE WORLD BLIND” SAYS THE MAN WITH BOTH EYES INTACT

HOW QUICKLY THE HAWK BECOMES A DOVE WHEN FACED WITH THE BARREL OF A GUN

FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT THIS POST IS ABOUT TERFS

*accidentaly vents to friend* great now i can never speak to them again

why did martha stewart pwn this cow 4 years ago

prison does things to a person

resting your head on their stomach while they play with your hair… the intimacy…. the tenderness…… peak romance

RE-MENT's Pittori Collection, releasing Nov11.

a compilation

THIS IS WHY.

my brain from 8am - 10pm when I should be awake and active:

my brain from 12am - 6am exclusively:

miles: dad can i please get airpods

jefferson: no

miles: but come on, everyone has them

jefferson: do you see spiderman running around with airpods?

miles: 

Someday there’s going to be a historical American Girl doll named Emma or Ella or some shit and she’s gonna have sillybands and get her Netflix DVDs delivered in the mail and be so fucking excited about getting her flip phone for her 10th birthday all because she was born in like 2003 and I’m not ready for that.

im elle and i was 2003 this post is a direct call out

I need to get laid

To rest. Put me in a coffin, let my soul ascend