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tbh- i think a girl kissing me could cure at least 99.9% of my problems rn

they should invent a type of sleeping where you wake up and feel rested

No way home

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, TOM HOLLAND ★ JUNE 1, 1996

when cats do this like if you agree

tom holland icons

Fucked up how this is true

what they dont tell you about those little hand baskets in the grocery store is if you put enough things in them they get heavy

no phone i did not “miss a call” i watched it ring the whole time

‘how do I download pdf’: laughable, obvious shorthand for completely tech-incompetent old people

‘how do I edit pdf’: deep mystery our top technologists are still working on to this day

Catgirls are passé. There are other girls in the pipeline, but we need to get ahead of the curve. We need weirder types of girls

transparent bioluminescent hydrothermal vent girls…

There are many benefits to being a marine biologist

the fact that a bot made this makes it at least 8 times funnier

They’re in a band together

Lead singer

the whole plot of the cruel prince

highkey convinced that fireflies do not exist and that the entire continent of north america is making them the fuck up

why r their asses on fire but more importantly why is everybody just ok with it

sounds like you would not believe your eyes, if ten million fireflies lit up the world as you fell asleep