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Welcome to the inner madness of my mind
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the pipeline of :

finding out you’re autistic —> becoming hyper aware of your autistic traits —> having imposter syndrome because you think the hyper awareness is actually just you faking it

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QUICK. RB THIS WITH THE FIRST SONG LYRIC THAT COMES TO YOUR HEAD WHEN YOU SEE THIS POST. THAT IS AN ORDER

If you wanna be my lover, you've gotta get with my friends

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Tolerate It | Thranduil

▹ Pairing: Thranduil x Human!Reader

▹ Genre: Angst

▹ Words: ~2k

▹ Summary: A political alliance makes you the new wife of the elven king Thranduil, trapping you in a gilded cage of elven craft.

▹ Notes: I couldn't get this idea out of my head.

✧・゚: *✧・゚:*✧・゚: *✧・゚:*✧・゚: *✧・゚:*✧・゚: *✧・゚

The banquet hall of Eryn Galen was buzzing with high energy. 

The lights were bright, the drinks flowing. Each guest was too deep in their cups as the band played jaunty tunes that kept spirits high. You sat at the end of the table, to the direct right of Thranduil, Legolas seated directly across from you to the king's left. 

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Loss and Gain

A/n: As requested by @a-music-undergrad​ “Haldir notices the reader had a bad day and, in the most subtle and elusive way of his, offers a hug”. A bit loosely, but still. I do hope you like it. The feedback is very welcome.

@mismaeve​ Hi! :) I still managed to find a substitute for that word!

@scyllas-revenge​ Not sure you’re interested, but you asked me to tag you.

Sorry if there’re any mistakes or typos - my bad, I tried to edit it carefully. Also sorry if it’s awful - then forget you ever read that! 

Ok, here it is…

Loss and gain

The light was pouring out of what looked like a thousand of windows, adding to your resentment. The people inside were making the merriest of the merries, as you were only left to wonder what had caused such a burst of cheer.

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MASTERLIST OF ALL FANFICTION AND MY OWN FANDOM RELATED WORKS.

SERIES’

A Rose at Twilight - Thorin Oakenshield x Fem!Reader - Soundtrack listing - Imagine your Thorin poster comes to life at night. 

Monster - Thorin Oakenshield x Fem!Reader - Imagine Thorin physically transforming into a monster due to his greed for gold and your love is the only thing that can break the curse. (Part 1) (Part 2) (Part 3) (Part 4) (The Hobbit)

Invited by Fate - blogger x fictional character inserts - Fate has called a ball and all the guests have until midnight to find their true loves. You all have a gold tattoo on your wrists, the name of your soul mate. (Part 1) (Part 2) (HUGE crossover of various fandoms)

Wrong Place, Wrong Time (Series 1) - Raymond de Merville x Fem!Reader - You find yourself in 1209AD after a science experiment has gone wrong, and you are now making a new life in a small village in France. However, Sir Raymond de Merville has his eye on you and will not take no for an answer. You both embark on a passionate love affair which leads to Raymond’s downfall. (Pilgrimage 2017)

Wrong Place, Wrong Time (Series 2) - Raymond de Merville x Fem!Reader - You are now back in 2017, with Raymond dead and you heavily pregnant. You find out that Raymond’s promise to come back to you passes many centuries. (Pilgrimage 2017)

Diary (Thorin Edition) - Thorin Oakenshield x Dwarf!Reader - Imagine Thorin finding your diary and reading it. (Part 1) (Part 2) (Part 3) (Part 4) (The Hobbit) 

Heir - Thorin Oakenshield x Fem!Reader. Imagine telling Thorin, as he’s dying, that you’re pregnant with his child. (The Hobbit)

Covert Eyes requested by LinaSofia - Lucas North x OC - Soundtrack listing - Lucas becomes infatuated with Amy Holland, a local woman whom he begins seeing most mornings in a local coffee shop. He uses his covert surveillance knowledge to his advantage. (Spooks) 

Ultimatum - Guy of Gisborne x Fem!Reader - You and Guy talk about your feelings and act on them. But you know Guy can be a better man away from Nottingham and cannot watch him fall more into a pit of atrocity. Will he choose you or the Sheriff. (Robin Hood) (Chapter 1) (Chapter 2) (Chapter 3) (Chapter 4) (Chapter 5) (Chapter 6) COMPLETE

Betrayal - Lucas North x OC/Modern Raymond de Merville x OC - Lucas North is dating Amy Holland. But his cousin, Raymond de Merville, is in love with her after a one night stand only a month into her relationship with Lucas. Raymond now has leverage over Amy. (Spooks and Pilgrimage crossover)

Heaven and Hell - Raymond de Merville x Fem!Reader - from the imagine “Raymond has lost all hope of ever loving again and has shut down his heart. Until he meets you.” (Pilgrimage) 

Richard Armitage Character Headcanons Series - a selection of 9 characters and in each post, all the characters are analysed in a certain scenario. 

ONE SHOTS

Incubus (Halloween special) - Thorin Oakenshield x Fem!Reader. Based off thorns-maginificant-ass’ idea of ‘Imagine Thorin comes to you as an incubus. (The Hobbit)

Our Pledge - Raymond de Merville x Fem!Reader. Raymond is being forced to marry a wealthy nobleman’s daughter, but has already pledged himself to you. (Pilgrimage, 2017)

Dead End - Thorin Oakenshield x Fem!Reader. Imagine Thorin finding you and talking you out of taking your own life. (The Hobbit)

Domination - Thorin Oakenshield x Fem!Reader. Imagine the sex with Thorin after you admitted to him you like being dominated. (The Hobbit)

Pest - Thorin Oakenshield x Fem!Reader. Imagine finding a niffler raiding the gold stores of Erebor. (The Hobbit/Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them)

More Than Enough - Thorin Oakenshield x Fem!Reader. You have been married to Thorin for two years, and slowly you have fallen into depression, feeling unworthy of Thorin’s love and your position as Queen. But when Thorin notices how distant you are, it is apparent that you really are more than enough for him. (The Hobbit)

Caught - Thorin Oakenshield x Reader. Imagine catching Thorin masturbating and whispering your name. (The Hobbit)

Lucidity -  Thorin Oakenshield x fem!Reader. Imagine you and Thorin are married. He suffers from Dragon Sickness and imprisons you, becoming suspicious of you. After gaining lucidity, he wishes to divorce you to save you from more pain. (The Hobbit) 

Etiquette - Raymond de Merville x Fem!Reader. Imagine Raymond has time travelled to 2018 and you must teach him etiquette and manners. (Pilgrimage, 2017)

I Will Be Beside You -  Thorin Oakenshield x Fem!Reader/Thorin Oakenshield x Human!Reader. Imagine you think Thorin detests you. In fact, he is madly in love with you and his own personal reasons for keeping away. (The Hobbit)

Roses and Candlelight - Thorin Oakenshield x Fem!Reader. Imagine you tell Thorin about Valentine’s Day and he then uses that to show you his true feelings and intentions. (The Hobbit)

Through Your Eyes - Thorin Oakenshield x Fem!Reader. Thorin is incredibly jealous of Bofur’s advances towards you, even if only light-hearted. He then asks you what you see when you look at him. (The Hobbit)

Misunderstanding - Thorin Oakenshield x Fem!Reader. Thorin notices that you have been more distant recently, spending a lot of time away from him and he notices that you shy away when in the company of a male Dwarf called Hodel. He begins to have suspicions that you are being unfaithful and confronts you. (The Hobbit)

Chickpea - Thorin Oakenshield x Fem!Reader. You find an abandoned baby raven and take him in to look after. (The Hobbit)

Too Close - Getting Close (part 2) - Finally Close (part 3) - Ray Levine x Fem!Reader (friendship). You are becoming a little close to Ray and want more than what he is willing to give. (Stay Close)

So Close - Ray Levine x Fem!Reader - A follow on from the trilogy of short fics with Ray Levine and Reader. Now in a relationship with Ray, you are both so happy and content with your new life. (Stay Close)

Ask Me In The Morning - Guy of Gisborne x Fem!Reader - you have spent the night with Guy and your father has turned on you out of pure anger, thus revealing a secret of Guy’s past. Earlier parts can be read from my prompt list and are linked in the summary. (BBC Robin Hood)

Touch-Starved - Thorin Oakenshield x Fem!Reader - you and Thorin share a brief moment together after he tells you that has never been touched by a woman before. (The Hobbit)

A New Dawn - Francis Dolarhyde x Fem!Reader - You and Francis are on the run after he has murdered your abusive boyfriend. Is his love for you becoming requited? (Hannibal)

My Refuge - Lucas North x OC - Lucas has come home from an operation and it’s starting to overwhelm him. His dreams and the worry of coming back from an operation dead are playing on his mind. Amy comforts Lucas as best she can. (Spooks)

I’ve Loved You Forever  (Part 2) - Modern!John Thornton x Fem!Reader - It’s the Christmas party for Marlborough Mills staff. You bring your boyfriend along, and when he can’t admit that he loves you, John feels his anger come out in full swing as he’s loved you for what seems like forever. (North & South modern AU)

Under Your Spell - Thorin Oakenshield x Fem!Reader - From the imagine “You put a spell on Thorin to make him love you. As the spell wears off, you find out he always loved you.” (The Hobbit)

Invisible - Guy of Gisborne x Fem!Reader - From the imagine “You are in love with Guy but he still loves Marian. You can’t take the hurt anymore.” (BBC Robin Hood)

Broken - Lucas North x OC - Amy, Lucas’ colleague, finds him out in the rain, experiencing flashbacks from his time in a Russian prison. She takes him back to her flat for comfort. (Spooks) 

REQUESTS 

Hard To Please - requested by hobbitlover23 - No formal pairing; reader insert. From ‘Imagine trying to find a song Thorin likes from your iTunes library.” (The Hobbit)

What We Both Want - requested by nowiloveandwilllove - Thorin Oakenshield x Fem!Reader. Thorin and you are married; he wants children and you don’t. (The Hobbit)

Mahal’s Miracle - requested by jumpingmanatee - Thorin Oakenshield x Fem!Reader. You have died in childbirth and Thorin holds your newborn baby in his arms. But Mahal brings you back to life. (The Hobbit) 

More Than A Whisper - requested by multiple readers - Demon!Thorin Oakenshield x Fem!Reader. Acting as a sequel to a prompt request. Thorin is a demon, having damned his soul to be with you. As he gains more power, he is able to pass into the physical realm, but at what cost? (The Hobbit AU)

Something Borrowed - requested by dabisburntnut - Modern!John Thornton x Fem!Reader. It’s your eldest sister’s wedding and you’ve been invited and ask John to go as your guest. (North and South AU)

Unhappy, Unholy Matrimony - requested by multiple readers - Thorin Oakenshield x FemDwarf!Reader. Imagine you and Thorin are in love with each other but both in unhappy marriages to other people. (The Hobbit)

As You Are - requested by multiple readers - Thorin Oakenshield x PlusSize!Fem!Reader. Thorin notices you not eating as much as usual and questions you about it, only to find that you are ashamed of your weight and appearance. (The Hobbit)

Mine to Own - requested by Asgardianhobbit98 - Raymond de Merville x Fem!Reader - Sequel to prompt requested by Lathalea - You are to be married to Raymond (an arranged marriage), and Raymond finds you after you flee your village. Can you come to any kind of agreement with your husband-to-be and will you ever find any kind of peace about your marriage? Part 3  Part 4 Part 5 (Pilgrimage)

In the Shadows - requested by I-did-not-mean-to - Thorin Oakenshield x Fem!Reader. Sequel to prompt. Thorin has attacked you during a night terror episode, and now cannot bring himself to be around you through sheer guilt. (The Hobbit)

Inadequate - requested by anon - Thorin Oakenshield x Fem!Reader. You and Thorin both feel deep insecurity when around each other. Will you finally be able to tell each other how you feel? (The Hobbit)

Twilight Roses - requested by anon - Thorin Oakenshield x Fem!Reader. A spin off to A Rose at Twilight. Thorin comes to you one night to find you distraught after you have been abused by your boyfriend, Ryan. Thorin takes you away from your pain, where you find peace. (The Hobbit)

Secret Photos - requested by multiple readers - Ray Levine x Fem!Reader. From  the imagine ‘Imagine you find secret photos of you on Ray’s camera’. (Stay Close)

Midnight Bathing Serenade - requested by multiple readers - Thorin Oakenshield x Fem!Reader. From the imagine ‘Imagine watching Thorin bathe in a river and he catches you.” (The Hobbit)

Sleep, My Little One - requested by sweetestgbye and lemond57 - Thorin Oakenshield x Fem!Reader. From the imagine, “Imagine watching Thorin as he sings and plays the harp to your baby.” (The Hobbit)

No One But You - requested by sweetestgbye and anon - Ray Levine x Fem!Reader. From the imagine “Imagine inviting Ray to spend Christmas with you as he has no one but you”. (Stay Close) 

Bringing Christmas Home - Requested by sydmarchsstuff - Thorin Oakenshield x Fem!Reader. From the imagine, “Imagine telling Thorin about Christmas in your home world. He attempts to recreate this for you in Erebor.” (The Hobbit)

Why Now?   (Part 2) - Requested by sweetestgbye and sizzlep - Lucas North x Fem!Reader. From the imagine, “Imagine breaking up with Lucas North at Christmas.” (Spooks)

Drunken Christmas Admissions. Part 2 - requested by sweetestgbye - John Porter x Fem!Reader. From the imagine, “Imagine you are at a Christmas party with John Porter and he’s drunk.” (Strike Back)

Christmas Memories  And Part 2 - requested by whoooooisthis - Guy of Gisborne x Fem!Reader. From imagine, “Imagine telling Guy about your Christmas traditions from the 21st century.” (BBC Robin Hood)

Through New Eyes - requested by Middleearthpixie - Raymond de Merville x Fem!Reader. It is New Year’s Eve and you are working for the Baron as a serving girl. You kiss Raymond at the New Year celebrations and it sparks something inside him toward you. (Pilgrimage)

Anything Is Possible (Part 2)  (Part 3) (Part 4)  (Part 5) (Part 6)  (Part 7 ) COMPLETED - requested by anon and LinaSofia - Guy of Gisborne x Fem!Reader. From the imagine, “Imagine you and Guy are in love but you are to be married to another man and everything seems to be keeping you apart.” (BBC Robin Hood) And now the sequel “What Is Possible”

One More White Hair - requested by lemond57 and two anons - From the imagine, “Imagine that Thorin is in love with you but won’t let on as he believes he’s an old man and is no good for you’. (The Hobbit)

True Courage - requested by sweetestgbye - from the imagine "Thorin takes a stand for you when a lecherous man won’t take no for an answer and keeps bothering you.” (The Hobbit)

The Unexpected - requested by the fragile heart of a lady and a dear anon - from the imagine “Imagine Lucas North is undercover at your work, investigating your bosses, and falls in love with you.” (Spooks)

One Night - requested by lathalea and timeframe (post BOTFA) by sotwk - from the imagine ‘Imagine you spend the night with Thorin, and then out of insecurity, you leave him.” (The Hobbit)

Those Hands - requested by multiple readers - from the imagine “Imagine Thorin is in love with you and compares himself to other men, thinking he’s disgusting.” (The Hobbit)

Why Did I Trust You - requested by huggledy puggledy is not a pig - Guy of Gisborne x Fem!Reader - from the prompt “They told me not to trust you but I didn’t listen.” (BBC Robin Hood)

Just My Imagination - requested by anon - Lucas North x OFC (Amy Holland) “Imagine that you are undercover with Lucas and he plays the part a little too well.” (Spooks)

CHALLENGES

Fingering by Thorin - challenged by Alae-Megallen

Tattered Box with Legolas - challenged by Alae-Megallen

End of a relationship with Bilbo - challenged by Alae-Megallen

Khal Drogo and Sternum - challenged by Alae-Megallen

Lyn’s Writing Event - challenged by dabisburntnut and hosted all through May 2020

GOT VAMPIRE?! (Characters as vampires)

The Dream Walker - Dr. Scott White x Fem!Reader (Sleepwalker)

SEAQUEST DSV/2032 FICS: 

The Right Thing - seaQuest 2032 fandom - Lucas Wolenczak x Fem!Reader (One shot)

Fear and Loathing - seaQuest 2032 fandom - Lucas Wolenczak x Fem!Reader (sequel to The Right Thing. Chaptered fic) 

Not So Nice - seaQuest DSV fandom - Lucas Wolenczak x Fem!Reader(-ish) 

Avoidance - seaQuest 2032 fandom - Lucas Wolenczak x Fem!Reader 

Sweet Dreams - seaQuest 2032 fandom - Lucas Wolenczak x Fem!Reader

DOCTOR WHO FICS: 

Never - Eleventh Doctor x OC (part 1 of the Cup of Tea and Jammie Dodgers series)

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I know I told this story before but last year I was having complications with a surgery and I just broke down in a public place and I was trying to gather myself, sitting and leaning on a wall when this girl in cowboy boots approached me and sat down and she asked what was wrong and I told her it was medical issues and she said “I understand, I have to have my foot amputated next week” and it shocked me out of crying and I was like “wow that sucks!” And she said “yeah.” And then she just touched my arm so tenderly and told me “I promise you that this problem will have its place, and everything is going to work out.” And the way she said it just made me really believe her. She said. “We’re just gonna have to cowgirl up.” And then she stood up and walked away and I’d call that a genuine encounter with an angel but the truth is there is a lot of goodness right here on earth in humanity and it’s shining and pure.

Okay but “this problem will have its place” is genuinely inspiring

THAT REALLY STRUCK ME because I’ve always hated the tired rhetoric of “this happened for a reason” and this feels like a more genuine, comforting take on that. Not “it happened for a reason,” but “this will find its spot in your life and your future that it fits into in a way that will eventually work out even though it sucks that it happened.” Love that.

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Stranded (Drabble)

Another fic that I should have worked on a LONG time ago, and has been sat in my inbox for nearly two years. Requested by @lathalea with the arranged marriage trope mashed up with being stranded due to weather, with our favourite Dwarf King. 

I'm only tagging @littlesweetdressmaker (at her specific request)

I know this is probably longer than a drabble, but it's just intended to be a very short piece and that's why I'm not tagging anyone, unless they specifically request.

The wind whirled outside, shaking the roof of the small hut where you and Thorin had taken refuge. The snow was now so deep that you could barely open the door, so you were grateful that Thorin had already chopped some branches from a nearby tree, as the snow got heavier, for you to use as firewood. 

The storm had hit suddenly, out of the blue, only a week before your wedding. Thorin was still confused as to why you had volunteered to go with him on a private meeting. The meeting was due to take place the following day with his cousin, Dain. Thorin hoped that Roac would come to their aid shortly, and be able to send a message on to Dain, confirming that Thorin would not be in attendance. 

“Once the snow has cleared, I will be returning to Erebor with you, to not only attend your wedding, but make sure you get home safely,” Thorin ordered. “The meeting with Dain can be re-arranged.” 

“I feel guilty for being the reason that your meeting will be cancelled,” you said softly. Your gaze scanned the floor, locking on your boots. In truth, you wanted to be away from Erebor as long as possible, as it meant you would remain unmarried. Your father had arranged for the marriage a few years ago. But now you had returned to Erebor from the Blue Mountains after Thorin had been victorious at the Battle of Five Armies, your father had renewed the arrangement. 

“You seem pensive,” Thorin said, rubbing his hands together over the small open fire. The hut was fairly well stocked with blankets, but other items were scarce. His silver-blue gaze drifted over you, and he noticed you shiver. 

Thorin grabbed a blanket and curled it around your shoulders. 

You could smell his earthy scent and the penetration of his gaze made you swallow hard and your heart race. He was so breathtakingly beautiful and had always seemed so unaware of that fact. 

The two of you looked at each other for a few seconds, and slowly, Thorin moved towards you. 

You took a sharp intake of breath just as his lips pressed to yours. Heat rose, and in those moments, all you cared about was him. In fact, for the last year, all your world had been was him. But he had never known. 

As your kiss ended, he curled his hand around your flushed cheek. Tears began to well in his eyes as he knew that you were betrothed to someone else and would never be his. 

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Good Morning Kisses (Drabble)

Requested by @the-fandoms-georgie From the imagine, “Imagine giving Thorin good morning kisses on his nose.” 

I’ve written this one as a drabble (rather than a full length fic) and haven’t tagged anyone. Enjoy! 

It was going to be a quiet morning. There were no meetings scheduled, which meant that you and Thorin could make the most of some quality time spent in one another’s company. Quiet mornings were hard to come by of late, so you would make sure that this one was spent doing absolutely nothing but enjoying your husband’s presence. 

You slipped out of the large bed chamber and wandered down the hallway, nodding your head to two guards who were on duty in the royal wing. Dis’ room was at the very end of the hall and just past her chamber, to the left, was a kitchen. Since coming to Erebor and being crowned Queen, you had made it known that you did not require the services of servants. 

Like most mornings, you made a pot of tea and grabbed a couple of pieces of fruit that you ate before your main breakfast. Your meals were usually served alongside Thorin’s, and this was the only time that you allowed servants to do anything for you, otherwise you went about your own business. 

The pot of tea and china mugs rattled on the wooden tray as you made your way back to your bed chamber. The guard, whom was standing nearby, kindly opened your chamber door to let you in. 

“Thank you,” you whispered, and stepped into the quietness and dim lighting of your chamber. Thorin’s gentle snores were the only sound in the room, and they made you smile. 

You placed the tray down and then swept around the side of the bed, coming to linger next to Thorin’s sleeping form. You reached down and brushed your hand down his cheek, watching as his eyelids fluttered. 

The king smiled. “Why do you always watch me in the morning?” He couldn’t help but chuckle. 

“I still can’t believe you’re mine,” you said softly. Then you leaned down and kissed his long nose, drawing another chuckle from him. Then you kissed his nose again, pecking down the bridge. 

“I think you’re a little infatuated with my nose more than anything else,” Thorin said. His silver blue eyes looked at you in love and admiration. 

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Desperation.

Requested by anon and @skeleton-on-wheels0

Taken from: "Imagine that you find out Thorin is in love with you. But you accuse him of only wanting you because you’re the only woman in the Company and he’s desperate. You deeply offend him."

Again, I’m going to post this as a drabble as it’s fairly short, and I won’t tag anyone. 

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me, wide awake late at night, knowing that had sky high (2005) gotten the sequel it was supposed to layla and warren would have been endgame:

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Community Label: Mature: Sexual Themes

Kinktober 2023 // Day 30 // Prompt: Sex Pollen Thorin Oakenshield x f!reader Sent in by @sweetbutpsychobutsweet

Content & Warnings: spiked mead, getting away from a party, established relationship, unprotected PiV (it’s fantasy, wrap it up), oral sex (female receiving), creampie, vaginal fingering

Word Count: 1k

Rating: Explicit, 18+, NSFW

Community Label: Mature

Sexual themes

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Community Label: Mature: Sexual Themes

Kinktober 2023 // Day 24 // Prompt: Uniform Thorin Oakenshield x f!reader Sent in by anonymous

Content & Warnings: established relationship, unprotected PiV (it’s fantasy, wrap it up)

Word Count: 737

Rating: Explicit, 18+, NSFW

Community Label: Mature

Sexual themes

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