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Chronicles of a Sarcastic College Student

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Honestly, I don't know why you're here. Because if you're looking for quality this ain't the place.
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tsuchinokoroyale
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iso7010

Cheff JJ on ig

Copy-pasted directly from his reel:

ingredients: - 2 cups of flour - 4 cups of water + 1 cup ( for the pasta) - 4 small red onions - 1 cup of brown whole lentils - 1/2 tsp cumin powder - 1/2 tsp coriander powder salt and pepper - 4-5 tbsp olive oil - half a lemon - sumac - fresh coriander

  • start by mixing 2 cups of flour and 1 cup of water.
  • knead the dough very well and let it rest while preparing the rest of the meal.
  • finely dice 3 onions and fry in olive oil, add a cup of washed brown lentils.
  • season with cumin powder, coriander powder, salt and pepper add 4 cups of water and let it simmer on low for about 10-15 minutes.
  • flour the counter top and roll the dough as thin as you prefer your pasta to be.
  • roll the dough on itself and cut it into thin strips. flour the pasta and add it to the pan. cook it for about 5 minutes
  • slice an onion and fry it in olive oil till it starts to brown and char, you want the char flavor.
  • reserve some for garnish and add the oil and onion to the pan and mix. serve in a plate, garnish with the onions, lemon, fresh coriander sumac and enjoy
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smugpuffin

that post about how its impossible to satirize masculinity without thousands of men earnestly idenitifying with it isn't wrong but ive also seen enough women cheer on the most rancid shit as long as its got a veneer of femininity to it so idk i think it might just be a human thing

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yaoist

equality win: men and women both bad at media comprehension !!

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alexisraine

for every Taxi Driver there's a Midsommar

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witchstone
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aevios

[ID= "#gotta know the difference between a 'god forbid women do anything' situation #and a 'do you think she effectively utilized girl power' situation" /end ID]

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