we took a chonce"

Gotta make money somehow

The older this gets the funnier it is

Harry in London - July 2019

louis tomlinson - studio 2019

Harry in London - July 2019

love hozier's social media bc there's absolutely no effort to hide when it's his team posting promotional stuff and when it's him saying any dumb thought crossing his mind

hozier's media team: loved playing here :) thank :)

hozier: if i donated my body to a puppet theatre would that be fucked up or what

Don’t apologize for your dog coming up to me, that is exactly what I wanted

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Chaotic Good

The honour of thieves

I was high off my ass last night and had this dream where I was in this dense ass forest and sitting there was a tall woman. She was so tall I couldn’t see her face but she was wearing gold and I was like “uh...hi?” And she said “I made you, do you know that?” And I nodded and she was like “I hear your thoughts. Why do you hate my creation? Why do you try to destroy yourself? I made you perfect as you are. Please don’t break my heart”. Then she started crying and it flooded and I woke up with fucking heart palpitations like what does it Mean™️????

ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

whenever i post this it works  reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet 

me: *pulls into gas station* just a quick stop :)

GPS: what the FUCK did you do

niall via thewhitmore’s ig story 30/06/2019