Miles to go before I sleep

I love this so much, I’m gonna start saying “nuts” we need to bring it back

I love b&w proper ladies breaking character with “sonofabitch”

“OHH you’re following me, oUUhhh I didn’t know that!”

I keep seeing people making fun of using growled, hissed, roared, snarled etc in writing and it’s like.

have you never heard someone speak with the gravel in their voice when they get angry? Because that’s what a growl is.

Have you never heard someone sharply whisper something through the thin space of their teeth? Or when your mother sharply told you to stop it in public as a kid when you were acting up/being too loud? Because that’s what a hiss is.

Have you never heard a man get so blackout angry that their voice BOOMS through the house? Because that’s what a roar is.

Have you never seen someone bare their teeth while talking to accentuate their frustration or anger while speaking with a vicious tone? Because that’s what snarling is.

It’s not meant to be a literal animal noise. For the love of god, not every description is literal. I get some people are genuinely confused, but also some of these people are genuinely unimaginative as fuck.

the silence on this is deafening

We all agree that any movie that uses ABBA music for the soundtrack or the trailer is part of the mama mia cinematic universe, right?

me: if I become the evil overlord I will never harm my minions

[5 years later]

highly throwable imp: hoohoohee

me: hmm

Just checking in with the chuckable imp union, how's negotiations going?

it's really up in the air right now

The current state of pop girlies is so funny like

Ariana Grande: getting dragged for homewrecking with the guy who played SpongeBob in the SpongeBob musical

Taylor Swift: dropping her worst album in years about how deeply obsessed she is with Matty Healy

Billie Eilish, for some reason:

anyone else ever wish they could lie down harder? Like, I'm already horizonal, but I need more horizonal. I need to be absorbed by the floor. I think that would fix me

@loffredojeremy

For a week I embedded myself with Jewish Israeli nationalists who believe it’s a worthy cause and religious duty to block desperately needed humanitarian aid at the Gaza border. They enjoyed pastries with the military while confessing to war crimes and cheering for genocide.

full video on youtube

this man personally inspired decades worth of showa scientists inventing shit like ultra death beams and juice that makes your eyes explode who think that these inventions could be used for the betterment of mankind somehow

is there something wrong with you folks or what

We’re here aren’t we?

[ID: Dr. Serizawa from Godzilla (1954) says “But, I believe I can find a use for the Oxygen Destroyer that would benefit society.”

Three consecutive reblogs have tagged the post, “he’s kinda spicy actually,” “very sexy of him,” and “dreamy.”

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He’s the opposite of an evil unethical mad weapon inventor though. The oxygen destroyer was the only thing that stopped Godzilla, then he burned all his research so nobody could ever build it again to turn against humans.

This left the profound understanding that we would simply all be doomed if we allow Godzilla (ie, nuclear war) to come back

Wait hold up I think they were on the cusp of making Dr. Serizawa a tumblr sexyman and I want to see that happen

hey. im one of the people who does a specific and noticable thing right after you wake up so you realize youre in a timeloop. yeah im the guy who drops a bucket of paint off a ladder haha. yeah its a thankless job but i get paid per loop so like. dont learn your lesson too quick haha

No to Zionism and Racism, Marc Rudin/Jihad Mansour for the PFLP, circa 1988