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Bringing Down the Hammer Part 3

Tony Stark x Reader

Warnings: Violence and crimes, blood and wounds, swearing, drinking and all the fun mature things

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"Well you're going to be on serious lockdown," Tony noted, nodding in the rearview mirror towards Nats bike that was right behind you. "Anything we should grab while we're out?" 

You shrug, "Not really? I mean my clothes would be nice but that's in my place- don't think that's safe at all, even if its still standing." You sigh.

Tony gives you a tight smile and shakes his head, "Probably not. But I know a quick place to stop for food." He gives you a slight wink before gunning over a few blocks.

"A hot dog stand?" Your eyebrows raise.

"The best dogs in NY- and that's saying something." He smirks, opening his window.

"Mr. Stark!" The older lady greets with a smile, "Two specials?" 

"Make it four today, Iris." He smirks to her as she leans down and sees you.

"Oh, pretty companion today Mr. Stark!" She winks as she gets four dogs ready with everything and you slide in your seat a little and blush. 

"Thanks Iris," Tony smiles as he hands a hundred dollar bill out to her and takes the bag. "Extra juju in the bag?"

"Of course," She smiles back and leans back down, "Have a good day my dear!"

"Thanks you too!" You try to be nice but you are screaming with your eyes for her to not think the wrong thing about you two.

"You're the best, Iris." Tony smiles again to her before pulling away.

"So Iris sees a lot of the girls who get Starks extra juju?" You smirk, trying to turn the conversation lighter.

He chuckles back, "I wouldn't say that." He stated but didn't continue on.

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Detective Playboy Part 5

Tony Stark x Female Reader

Warnings: Adult situations, swearing, drinking, mentions of death and crimes

Masterlist || Beginning || Previous

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Waking up you yawn and stretch and check your phone 1:34pm- you should get a move on. You brush your teeth and start making your way to the kitchen to start some coffee.

"Hey," The smiling figure of Tony Stark is there in your kitchen.

You can't hide your shock for a minute, "Hey!" You forgot he had spent the night and a blush came over your cheeks, you rub your face a bit to hide it. 

"I was about to grab you in like 10, breakfast is almost ready." He smirked, turning around from flipping the potatoes. 

"Tony Stark, professional cook, eh?" You sit at a stool at your counter and he turns to you, pouring a cup of coffee. 

"What can I get ya, sweetheart?" He mocks taking your order and you giggle.

"Ill take blueberry pancakes in the shape of a bear and more of this." You raise your cup to your mouth and grin.

"Best I got is eggs and potatoes." A timer goes off, "Oh and bacon." He turns around and starts flipping the pieces. 

"Really Tony you didn't need to do any of this." You say, lifting your cup to your lips again.

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Burn Part 1

Lucifer x reader (Supernatural), Crowley x reader, Winchesters x reader (platonic)

Longish story, slowish burn

Warnings: swearing, drinking, violence, crime, probably mentions of wounds and blood, adult situations 

You had never planned to join hunting, you never planned on meeting the Winchesters, you had never planned on getting close with them and you had definitely never planned on meeting influential people from hell.

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"Mhm." You nod, looking at the ID, "Agent Wilson and Agent O'Connell..." You glared slightly at the badges in front of you, something seemed off.

"That's us." The shorter one spoke.

"We've actually worked a case with Jody before." The taller one spoke, trying to stay polite.

"Mills?" You cocked your head to the side, she was good people. You immediately take out your phone after they nod and dial her. "Hey Mills, I got two boys here that say they've worked with ya." You nod, "Yep pulled up in an impala." She ran down that they were both good help and you finally show them behind the tape.

"Fourth brutal one this month." You nod to the officer standing guard and they walk a few paces away, letting out a breath they were trying to hold. "Same MO as the others, torn in the neck and slashed on one arm- then the head." You nod, not needing to explain it was missing.

"Has anyone been seen around the scenes?"

"Besides us?" You look around, "Not that I caught but we've been taking pictures of people behind the tape."

"Nice protocol." The taller one, O'Connell, stated.

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Detective Playboy Part 4

Tony Stark x Female Reader 

Warnings: adult situations, swearing, drinking, mentions of death and crime

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You chuckled, checking the time as you walk out to your car from the precinct. Almost 4 am, lovely. You clear your car as you get in, force of habit before sitting in it and locking your doors. You pull out your phone and while you doubt Tony is awake he did ask you to text him, you see two unread texts from him.

*I had a good time driving with you, thanks for the invite… let me know when you're out*

*this looks like it might take a while, I'll gussy up and take a nice nap for when you're out- call me.*

You sigh, call? A text should be more than enough, you don't wanna wake him up.  

You text *sorry it took so long, it's gonna be a rough case- thanks for riding with me. I'll have to raincheck on that date. Night.* you bit your lip and sent it before you could think it over more and then hooked up your phone for music before driving away.

Not even a full minute later you received an incoming call coming through your car, *Stark* . Your eyes widen a little and pick up, "Hello?"

"A text isn't calling ya know." You could hear him smirking through the phone.

"It's almost 4 am, Stark. Figured I'd let you get your beauty sleep." You smirk back.

"If I get any more beauty sleep people would have to cover their eyes when they pass me in the streets." He chuckled, "How was work?"

"It was… longer than expected. How was the rest of your day?" You know your voice sounded pretty out of it but you just wanted to relax.

"I was waiting for this awesome lady to call me and noticed it might take longer so I went to sleep until she texted me."

You blush slightly, glad he couldn't see you, "Sounds like a boring night." 

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The Date

Bucky Barnes x  Female Reader

Warnings: swearing, drinking, adult situations

Going to a party with the Avengers seemed like a fun night, until Nat signs up everyone for something that no one agrees to.

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"Come on!" Wanda and Natasha call from the bottom of the stairs.

"I'm not coming!" You yell back from the safety of your room, looking back at the mirror with terror. "Fuck," you mutter, trying to pull on the dress you swore fit better a few weeks ago when you bought it.

A soft knock at the door and your attention moved to the handle that wasn't locked, "don't come in!" You yell as the handle turns slightly.

"Doll, it's just me." Bucky says softly, pausing.

Definitely don't want him to see you like this, "Buck not now... I'm having wardrobe issues." You say softly, a little defeated.

"Are you decent?" He asks.

You gulped down, "Depends on your definition."

He opened the door anyways, spinning and shutting the door behind him- keeping his eyes away from you. "Is there something that needs to be fixed?"

"Yeah, me." You gulp, "I must have been high when I bought this, Buck, I swear. It's too tight to say the least."

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Detective Playboy Part 3

Tony Stark x Female Reader

Warnings: adult situations, swearing, drinking, mentions of death and crime

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"I got it," You spoke as you opened Grace's door three days later. You stopped as you saw that there was Tony sitting there with Happy and Pepper nearby (always do a little research on people). "Oh," you bit your lip, "Hey- no wonder this place seems busy." You nod to everyone.

"Y/N!" Grace spoke, "Tony came by to check on me, I told him you were coming by so he said he'd stay and say hi!" 

"Hi," Tony smiled and waved.

"Hey," You stated ," what's going on?” You moved further into the room.

“Just talking about the party coming up, wanted to make sure it was coming smoothly for everyone.” Tony smirked, “What are you up to?”

“Not much,” You sat on the side of Grace’s bed, setting your things down including a cup of coffee on the end table. “Just got out of work. Well, sort of.” You rolled your eyes as another text came through that you sorted through before looking back up. 

“Perfect timing, when you’re finished hanging out with Grace we can go out.” Tony kicked his feet up to a small table near him and grinned.

Grace squealed slightly and you held up a finger and shook your head, “Oh no no no, I’m on call for the rest of the day. I’m hanging with Grace and then heading home, Stark.”

“I can get you around town faster than anyone if you need to, Y/L/N.” He joked back with the same last name call. “Besides I left you be the last few days, this is payback.”

“Stark you’ve texted me at least half a dozen times each day, including but not limited to a random text of Dad jokes.” You smirked, looking back at Grace, “I think I found our outfits for the party by the way.”

“Really?!” She got excited, sitting up and bouncing, “I thought for a second you were gonna say you got more dogs.”

You chuckled, leaning further into the bed to pull your phone out “You know I would lead with that, silly. Here, what do you think?”

Her eyes checked the screen and they practically popped out of her head, “Woahhhh these are awesome!”

“And they come in different colors so we can match or be different.” You smirked again, looking at her face, “You really like them?”

She nodded, “Yes! Seriously super cool!”

“Awesome, let me know what color you want and I’ll order them for us.” You bookmarked the tab and waited for a second before meeting eyes with Tony who was looking at you curiously, “What?”

He shook his head, a giant smirk crawling across his face, “Nothing, just letting you guys chat.” He stood, “I’m going to make a drink run, what do you want?”

“Iced tea please!” Grace called, clearly most of her shyness with Tony was out the window.

“Of course,” He bowed, “And for you?”

“I’m good with what I’ve got but thanks.” You smiled, lifting up your cup to show there was still drink in it.

He chuckled, walking close to you and leaning in. “Come on, you aren’t going to even let me get a round of drinks?” He paused in front of your face, looking down at your lips and biting his before grabbing the cup out of your hand and looking at the order on the side of the cup. “Got it.” He smirked with a wink as he handed it back, you waited for the three of them to leave before letting out a breath you didn’t know you were holding.

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Gotham Steampunk Part 10

Bruce Wayne x Female Reader

Sorry part 10 took so long to post!

Warnings: mentions of violence, wounds, drinking, etc.

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Early the next morning you were awake, getting together the morning steps or breakfast on your own in the kitchen. You quickly made your way through and served the guests in their rooms and then grabbed Bruce’s food, making your way as quietly as possible up to ensure people did not see how long it may take in case you needed to assist him with hiding damage.

You set the tray down and opened the heavy curtains, getting some light in the room. Bruce did not seem to budge at all and you came up to him to shake him slightly.

“Mr. Wayne,” You tried to nudge him slightly, he turned a little and you saw some marks across his back, chest and then face around bandages covered in blood

“-going to kill me-” He muttered and your brow furrowed.

“Who?” You tried to ask softly, waiting. Your eyes swept across him again and you blushed.

After another half a minute, “Y/N,” Was muttered softly. “Y/N is going to kill me for breaking this equipment.”

You broke into a grin, silently chuckling, Was that all? “Bruce-” You tried again, grabbing his shoulder.

His eyes opened, his attention snapping immediately towards you, “Y/N.” He sat up, directly towards you and you had to almost dodge back slightly.

“Are you alright? These look pretty painful…” You grimaced as you pointed towards a few as you pulled your hand away from his shoulder.

He immediately caught your wrist and kept you nearby, seemingly still waking. He held you where you were leaning over him for almost a minute before reaching up and tucking a strand of hair behind your ear, “You look exhausted.”

“So do you.” You answered without pause, looking him back in his eyes.

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Crossing the Line

Summary: After your friends set you up on a blind date with your sworn enemy, you both drunkenly decide to mess with them by making a bet to see who can pretend to be a happy couple the longest.

Pairing: Beefy!Bucky x reader

Warnings: 18+ only, smut, unprotected possessive sex, beefy!bucky manhandling the reader a lot, mirror sex, fingering, light angst with a happy ending, fluff, swearing, Fifty Shades of Grey reference, alcohol, jealous!bucky, brief run-in with an "ex" with a wife, pet names, Bucky is kinda cocky, enemies to lovers, fake dating.

Word Count: 10.1k

Like, comment, and/or reblog to put a giant smile on my face ♡

This is so good!! Great job ❤️❤️👏👏

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Detective Playboy Part 2

Tony Stark x Female Reader

Warnings: adult situations, swearing, drinking, mentions of death

Part two continues right after part one!

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“Hey, it’s not her fault she’s siding with me. I showed up in a flashy metal suit.”

You sighed, “If only I knew I was going to be competing today.” Your cell phone lit up, work. “Excuse me for a moment.” You stepped into the hall.

A few minutes later you popped your head back in, “Hey, I have to take a raincheck on everyone mocking me for tonight.” You giggled, grabbing your coat and walking over towards Grace who still had Tony on her side, “I’ll see you tomorrow.” You kissed her head.

“Where’s mine?” Tony grinned, making you turn your attention to him. He must have sensed something with you because he stopped, “Let me take you there. It’ll be faster.” 

“I’ll be alright-” He pulled you towards the window and pushed you out, letting you fall and scream for a moment.

“What the hell?!” You asked, clutching onto him after he caught you. You could feel him rumbling under your arms which were now wrapped around him, “You know if you would have dropped me you would have a homicide on your hands.”

“I promise I will never kill you. On purpose.” Tony rumbled again.

“Makes me feel so reassured.” You scoffed, glancing around quickly. “We’re really zipping around.” 

“No traffic.” He mocked through his helmet.

“How come you’re protected and your passenger isn’t?” You flicked his helmet with one pointer finger.

“I’m more important.” He chuckled, “And I’m usually the one they’re shooting at.”

Your smile tightens a little as he drops you off in an alley half a block away. “You do realize my car is back in the parking garage, right?”

He asks for your phone and types in his number, telling you to call him when you get out.

“You don’t have to be on call, Iron Man. I’ll just call a cab.” You shrug, walking towards your building.

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Detective Playboy Part 1

Tony Stark x Female Reader

Warnings: probably swearing throughout series, adult situations, drinking, deaths mentioned/ elaborated on.

When Y/N runs into Tony Stark at the hospital she hangs out at she tries to find the quickest way out of conversation. But what if that’s not what Stark wants?

This was supposed to be a couple part series but it got a bit out of hand and I apparently love Tony Stark lol

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“Tony! Over here!” 

“Stark’s boy!”

“Please, look this way!”

Screaming made its way from the street as the town car pulled up.

“Dottie please tell me all those reporters aren’t coming in, right?” You sighed, nodding towards the nurse.

“You know I don’t have any control over that, baby.” She winked, leaning over to hook up the last iv bag.

“Y/N?” A grumbled voice asked, stretching a little to wake up. You smiled, in some ways she was just a little kid, not the preteen most people saw.

“Hey, little lady! I thought you were going to sleep the entire day away.” You rolled your eyes, slumping as comfortably as possible back into the chair on the side.

She giggled, rubbing her eyes a little. “Did you have to work today?”

You nodded, “Yep! And- I had to work on the corner of 31st.” You tried to hold in a smirk, waiting for the reaction.

The widened eyes happened a few seconds later, “Did you stop for dogs?”

You nodded towards the bag on the table in between you both. “Extra onions for you and me, Dottie.” 

“Score.” She giggled, turning her head when a beeping noise went off down the hall, “I’ll be back later for mine.” She walked out of the room and closed the door behind her.

You chatted more about your day, coming up with interesting things to tell her about as you both ate. You heard noise coming from down the hall and you muttered a sentence under your breath.

“What is it?” She sat up a little more, looking towards the door.

“I think there’s a hospital visitor today.” Your mouth dipped into a tight smile, you leaned back and crossed your arms, hearing a knock on the door, “Maybe I should leave you-”

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For Narnia Part 9

Peter Pevensie x Reader, Edmund Pevensie x Reader

I apologize this took a while to get up but I am excited to get this up!

This part immediately follows part 8 where Ed and the reader narrowly escape from an Inn, and the King and Prince of Calormen have escaped the custody of Peter.

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After that the search parties had increased, the castle was only a stopping ground for sleep and reporting. Peter constantly went on patrols, leaving Lucy and Susan to maintain whatever issues needed to be dealt with until he got back.

Peter had a million thoughts racing his mind- Where was Y/N? Where was Edmund? Who let the King and Prince out? How did they get out without being seen? Why did the King need to defend so harshly against Y/N? And what would he do if he found her first- if they hadn’t already found her? 

No, he couldn’t think that. Hopefully Edmund and Y/N were both safe, but why was it so hard to find either of them? There was rumor of an inn getting burst into near a small off the path town, Peter rode as fast as he could to get there.

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Anonymous asked:

You can drop Sam for the bachelor series.

Ouch! Lol thanks for your feedback!! ❤❤😘

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Anonymous asked:

queen i'm dying for some more parts of your narnia series plssss

I'm so sorry I have one coming soon I promise!! Thank you so much for enjoying it! ❤❤

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Marvel’s Bachelors Part 12

Avengers x Reader, Sam Wilson x Reader, Steve Rogers x Reader, Bucky Barnes x Reader, Thor x Reader, Peter Parker x Reader

Warnings: maybe some language, swearing, drinking, some adult type situations, overall maybe just mature audience?

Part 12! Continues immediately after part 11 and continuing on the speed dates for the beach. Reader gets some time with the final trio.

I really appreciate that you guys are so patient! I wanted to post everything I wrote so you guys had some time to decide who should be leaving next round! It’s based on who you guys want so please let me know :)

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You walked out and into the lobby, finding Sam waiting for you.

“Hey,” He greeted, smiling brightly towards you and nodding to Steve who waved and walked off.

“Hey!” You greeted back, the few drinks you had taking the edge off the night. You both stopped by the bar for another drink before him throwing you a coverup for your bathing suit and leading you out of the front door.

“Where are we going?” You asked as he led you down one of the paths.

“Well not to push but it’s kind of an endurance naturalist thing.” He winked, showing you part of the path. You both moved off the first stage and started climbing, testing you physically, having Sam right there next to you when you needed him.

You both spoke a bit in between all of it, mentioning things you saw on the path and stopping for a minute to catch your breath. Finally, a good fifteen minutes later and a slight increase and he led you to a bench off the beaten path.

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Marvel’s Bachelors Part 11

Avengers x Reader, Steve Rogers x Reader, Sam Wilson x Reader, Bucky Barnes x Reader, Peter Parker x Reader, Thor Odinson x Reader 

Warnings: drinking, some swearing throughout series, maybe adult situations, etc. Probably more mature audiences :)

Part 11 comes in right after Steve’s night with Y/N. One less Avenger is in the running, and I had a request for some beach fun so I wrote some in as a speed date run. ;)

I apologize greatly for the delay on this guys! This is part of a longer portion I have already written so I will be posting Part 12 TOMORROW. I promise. Thank you guys for the requests on when it would come back! <3

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“Tony is the wake up call really necessary?” You heard Sam as everyone was gathered in the hallway.

Everyone was trying to think over the sound of a blaring Another One Bites the Dust. After another half a minute he muted the sound, “Today we announce another cut from the lineup of guys.” He said in his fake announcer voice as you caught sight of a camera over his shoulder. “What better way to do it than right now so we can announce who will be taking our girl out for a night out on the town tonight?”

“Tonight?” You asked as you yawned, “Why so soon?”

“Why not?” Tony chuckled, loading up an electronic screen on the wall nearest you. “Your votes are in, let us see who is leaving!” 

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Anonymous asked:

Hey! Do you know when you will put out more parts to the avengers bachelor? I love your writing!

Thank you!! I honestly have a really long story portion written I'm just putting some finishing touches on it and it should release as a few parts back to back for you guys. Thank you for being so patient with me guys ❤❤

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