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jesus holding a lamb based on that painting of jesus holding a lamb
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carpenter's boy
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son. my son
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BOOB FACTS
- Lopsided boobs are completely natural! in other words the left boob isn't always the same size as the right boob, this is completely normal and you are beautiful
that's actually the only boob fact I have so far I'm trans sorry I'm new to this
Another boob fact. They don't have to be big! I know lots of women who have naturally big boobs and they hate them. They get in the way, and they hurt your shoulders, and they make your posture worse.
Boobs are allowed to be small. It's ok, there is nothing wrong with little boobs.
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Is frogs were wizards, what kind of magic would they have?
Look, I think the Basic™ answer is that frogs belong to the Transmutation school of magic because, hello, metamorphosis, but galaxy brain herpetologists know that more than a quarter of all frog species don't have tadpoles.
Toxicologists could tell you of the venomous species that can deliver a real Shocking Grasp that leaves you with Burning Hands—mainstays of Evocation magic.
Ecologists will tell you frogs are pivotal mesopredators and those with tadpoles occupy two trophic niches over their lifespans—classic Abjuration magic.
Some field biologists will tell you how hard it is to find some frogs, even when they are calling from immediately in front of you—archetypal Illusion shit.
Other field biologists might tell you that sometimes frogs start calling a few minutes before the rain actually comes. Obvious hallmark of Divination school.
Conservation biologists will tell you that some species that were declared Extinct or likely Extinct have been rediscovered recently, so I suspect at least some are from the Necromancy school
Behavioural ecologists might tell you that some frogs have familiar pet tarantulas (Big Spider want you to think it's the tarantulas keeping the frogs as pets, but don't be taken in by their biased lies). You want to tell me that they're not Conjuration wizards?
But Frog Fans (Frans) will tell you they belong to the Enchantment school, because hearteyesmotherfucker.gif. I mean, they somehow got you following me, right?
~Magical~
So I had my baby on Wednesday. Everyone talks about how painful childbirth is. And they are right it is. But why does no on talk about how painful the following week is??
You continue to have contractions for up to 2 weeks after the birth. Because the uterus is trying to shrink. And to explain how that feels to someone who hasn't had kids. Imagine the worst period cramps you've ever had in your life. It's that pain but doubled. And to put that in perspective for men. Scientists have determined that period cramps are comparable to a man's heart attack, pain-wise. So yeah, that doubled.
Also, the baby ripped me in 3 places coming out. So I had to get stitches. Inside of me. SITTING HURTS! STANDING HURTS! WALKING HURTS! ANYTHING OTHER THAN LAYING DOWN HURTS!
I love my new beautiful baby boy. But he messed me up. He is extra cute tho. It is all worth it. I would do it all again if I had to for him.
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officer: are these your children sir?
damian, forcefully raided a petco to liberate the animals: hello father
jason, released said animals on unsuspecting tourists for fun: sup old man
bruce: …nope
officer: oh, then them?
steph duke and cass, covered in equal parts confetti, dirt, and blood, waving:
bruce: oh no, im not touching that one with a ten foot pole
officer: …so it has to be one of them?
alfred, got into an altercation with someone at home goods over the last crockpot: i have no regrets master bruce
tim, hacked the cia to put himself higher than jason on their wanted list and accidentally implicated himself in an unrelated crime: i’m more disappointed in myself, really
bruce: …i’ve never met these people before
assorted incarcerated batkids: *various outraged clamor*
officer: then who are you here to collect?
bruce, pointing to a different cell, sighing: that one’s mine
clark, was pulled over for following all the gotham road laws (incredibly suspicious behavior): hi bruce!!!
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Happy World Frog Day! 🐸
I hate to make this a commercialised holiday, but you may be interested to know that I sell some frog-related merch on RedBubble, including the poster shown above, stickers, and other fun stuff like an awesome froggy shower curtain! I have one at home, and it’s excellent. Profits go towards supporting your local frog scientist.
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what’s the best frog
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Once a king or queen of Narnia, always a king or queen. May your wisdom grace us until the stars rain down from the heavens.
"My future husband is allowed to have a crush on Ryan Reynolds only if he's fine with me cat calling Chick-fil-A." - Bob (my sister)
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Anonymous asked:
Heyyyyy heard you had the idea for an au where Jason thinks he's a clone of the real Jason? Cool idea, can I hear more about it??
Ok, SO
Basically the premise is Jason has some weird fucked up version of Cotards Syndrome and also is massively dissociating cuz holy shit the amount of the trauma that boy has.
But after coming out of the pit, he realizes present him and past him are almost two entirely different people. They react to things differently, he’s far easier to anger (a symptom of PTSD), he can’t really remember parts of his old life, and when he does, it doesn’t have the same emotional connection he remembers it used to. Also, people don’t come back to life. Ever (Superman excluded).
All of which leads him to the conclusion of “I’m a clone of the deceased Jason Todd”
Because, apparently being a clone of a dead boy is easier than admitting to severe untreated PTSD…
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"Scherz" is one letter away from the italian word for "joke"
Considering the whole "mini frogs are puns lol" thing, how does it feel being a Charachter with an Actual Narrative? <- someone with Protagonism (if i recall correctly) that would REALLY LOVE FOR THE CAST TO EXPAND. PLEASE, I CANT DO THIS ALONE. I JUST WANNA MINECRAFT-
"Scherz" is zero letters away from the German word for "Joke". In that it is the German word for joke. As I was so often reminded in my youth. SUCK IT HATERS
Well, as someone who successfully survived the years since 2019 when we published Mini and the Gang™, and found out that they may have, like, 50 more years to live, it is a little frustrating to have peaked at 27. I guess I have 50 years of trying to chase and reproduce that elation. What madness will this result in? Stick around to find out!