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Holy shit. The little pyro freezes in place as she catches sight of Saxton Hale. The Saxton Hale. The guy from the comics she would read constantly as a kid, and technically, her boss. So as much as she wants to go up and say hello (and maybe get an autograph), the little Australian is frozen in the headlights as she simply stares up at the giant man. @australiisms
It was a nice day for once and Saxton had decided to go out for a walk on the base,maybe wrestle a few animals he would encounter. However his eyes fell onto a figure just standing still not far from him.
“ Ah are you one of the Merc’s that works here? ”
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“EeeeEEEE–all right! YES! Ahem. First question: are YOU the reason the dinosaurs went extinct? For instance; did you go back in time and kill them all, OR did they commit mass suicide since they knew you’d arrive at some point?”
You can physically see Saxton trying not to come back with a snarky answer
“ Definitely the second one son! ”
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Saxton Hale just said I’m doing a good job holy cow poop DON’T SAY ANYTHING STUPID
“Th-thank you, sir!” Jane said, saluting on reflex. “Now, I know you’re busy being AMAZING at PUNCHING THINGS, but if you don’t mind I have a couple questions…”
“ Well of course I am dear boy! But I can take a few minutes out of those activities to answer a few questions you have! ”
Anonymous asked:
HOLY SHIT YOU'RE HOT!!!!!
@sane-soldier {cont from here}
“It’s me, the BLU Soldier! You know, in that war over rocks that you supply!”
“ Oh great that idiot ”
“ Ah yes I remember now! Fine bit of work you give out there Soldier! ”
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“That… is not even close to a term of endearment.
Alright, how about this: What is the strongest animal alive, in your opinion? Besides yourself.”
“ That’s an easy one m- ”
“ Now that’s not fair! ”
Mr. Hale; if a person is Australian, but has also contracted the hippie ways...would you consider them a hippie or an Australian? Also, New Zealanders?
“ ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING ”
I can shitpost on this blog and it will still be 100% in character of Saxton
"OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD!" screamed Hale's loudest fanboy. "IT'S REALLY YOU! YOU'RE EVEN BIGGER IN PERSON!" :D
“ Who’s child is this ”
“ Ahem,Yes! I’m always glad to meet a fan! ”
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“I can only assume that it is because ‘bae’ is shorter than ‘significant other’.
May I ask why you are against a term that sounds like ‘an animal cry’?”
“ Because it sounds weak! Why call someone your bae! I’d rather go for enemy spotted! ”
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“It stands for ‘before anyone else‘, or is considered a shorter variant of ‘babe’. Means ‘significant other’.”
“ Then why not just call them that!? Why call them something that just sounds like an animal cry ”
“ The fuck is a...Bae? ”
I interrupt your dash to show you
Saxton with a flower in his hat
Anonymous asked:
*Puts sticker in middle of back* try and get it.
“ You all done talking shit about me? Yes? Good ”