husbands shopping

Fallen Angel, Choso

obsessed with this stupid shirt i found at goodwill the other day

scrubbed the bathroom floor this morning. this sense of virtue and industry will last me easily into next week.

some of you would thrive in a monastery

one time i went to a cafe and i was wearing a green shirt and brown trousers and the barista looked at me and said awww i love your outfit its giving......... [long pause] tree ^_^

This exact thing but with a coworker and they said I was giving Shaggy

a brief moment of Archie singing Rent again (maybe someday we’ll get more please Emerald give it to us).

“Or you could just fuck me”

"Should we start?"

Tipsy (S.R.)

Summary: Spencer can’t handle his liquor, or how much he loves Reader.   Request: Tipsy Spence asking for kisses and cuddles? - @smutmecca

Couple: Spencer Reid/GN!Reader Category: Fluff (16+ for sexual themes) Content Warning: Alcohol mention, drunk Spencer, flirting, kissing, heavy petting, sexual themes Word Count: 750

MASTERLIST

Everyone knows Spencer can’t handle his liquor. Regardless of the reason he prepared to give, most people wouldn’t question why he abstained altogether. They all just assumed—correctly—that it was for the best.

But there were still those rare nights, the ones punctuated with only happy calls home, where even he felt compelled to celebrate.

On one those nights, you let him. You sacrifice your own preferred celebratory activities so that at least one of you can be on your best behavior.

That was a good decision, too, because while you were behaving, Spencer decidedly was not.

Archie Madekwe as Farleigh Start in Saltburn

why is there not a million posts about farleigh/oliver in saltburn. ik felix is hot but 1. farleigh is the most beautiful man i’ve ever seen & 2. oliver needs to spend more time with people almost as fucked up and conniving as him!!