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TO HELL WITH THE PANCAKES

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Sarah ~ 22 ~ USA ~ Captain Swan is my life ~ broke college kid ~ film major ~ communication major ~ hopeful director ~ Cult of Jen ~ anti OUAT season 7 ~ sometimes I make things
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In an effort to get hyped about TROS, despite my hesitance to do so, I’m focusing on the fact that there are going to be various canon Damerey interactions that are going to occur after these characters have spent a year getting to know each other. That’s gonna be some good shit.

When you find out Damerey was actually gonna be canon but a bunch of man babies on twitter complained so goddamn much about TLJ that Disney straight up FIRED THE DIRECTOR of Episode IX (which originally had a waaaay cooler title btw) who had written a script that was a perfect continuation of the trilogy and a brilliant conclusion to all nine movies so that they could bring back JJ Abrams because he made them so much $$$ with TFA who then took the barest details from the OG script and scrapped everything else to give us what was ultimately a far less satisfying film and a forced fan service “romance” that had absolutely no depth or impact at all.

I hate the internet.

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Went through my drafts just now and holy shit are there a lot of Captain Swan edits I made for fanfics I never wrote 🙃🙃🙃

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summersblood
Dear Anne, 
Since we’re partings ways, perhaps forever, I feel that I must unburden my heart. You’re the fond object of my affection and my desire. You, and you alone, are the keeper of the key to my heart. Please, don’t be alarmed — I don’t expect your favor, but I can’t in good conscience… not reveal myself. I’m not engaged, nor will I be, unless… it’s to you, Anne. My Anne with an “E”. It always has been and always will be… you. 
With love, Gilbert.

Anne with an E (2017-2019)

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TBH tho, why does there have to be a romantic ending for every single character in TROS?? Like, the world will not end if they all just end up enjoying each other’s company for the rest of time. And the movie will probably be a lot better if they aren’t spending half of it throwing all these characters together and forcing romantic relationships where they aren’t needed….

And don’t get me wrong, I have my fav Star Wars ships. Like, if any of them are gonna happen, there’s one or two in particular that I wouldn’t mind seeing. But they don’t NEED to happen for the movie to be enjoyable. On the flip side, I do think there are some *cough*one*cough that need to NOT happen for the movie to be enjoyable. But that’s just me….

Literally this movie was excellent. And there was barely any romance at all. That one kiss was total fan service and the film gained absolutely nothing by including it, but seriously, without any romance whatsoever it would have been brilliant. People are so pressed tho, it’s ridiculous.

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Diana: *sits down across from Gilbert*
Gilbert: oh look my good friend Diana I wonder what she’s going to say-
Diana: *Kill Bill sirens*
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I refuse to let AWAE on tumblr die and so I will continue to post shitty videos of me reacting to scenes because I can’t actually create anything else 😅

Edit: also I made this so have this as well

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