Maple Syrup

Oh you are so right! Stewie is a mean baby, but I don’t think they counted that. Remember when Bryan died? Everyone freaked out. Fair enough, but what will you do if the rooster attacks again?! I’ll take them, I can just get the robe online. When was the last time you saw a rainbow?! They are not that easy to find. No, I just got confused, don’t judge me! And you wish, Miles is mine and he loves me and I love him. Well, I wanna make sure I have everything in the apartment settled, a vet and a doggie care centre in case I need it before bringing him in so, maybe a week? Or whenever mom and dad can come bring him in after everything is settled. Great, you can keep soccer then. I love the pier, it’s such a lovely place. Oh, no one is ever satisfied with just tacos, I get the struggle.

I actually don’t remember when Bryan died.. I feel like I’m missing out from something. Every time I have this nightmare, it’s the same thing, I just run into the house and wait until it leaves. But it’s never my house, which is weird. It’s my neighbors house from my childhood. If you can get the rob online, why are you asking for my stuff? Just go to where ever it rains alot. Take a trip to Seattle, find those rainbows. Miles hasn’t met me, but he already loves me more. That sounds like way too long. I want to meet this dog, please bring him sooner.  When I went to the pier, it was cold, I didn’t have a sweater and I fell into the water in January.  I’m hoping this summer is better.  The only type I will eat just a taco is if the taco is just shitty.

You just gotta live a little. Besides, a little sharpie isn’t going to damage your brows forever! You’ve never had their soups before?! You gotta change that asap. They’re so good. What the hell – they give you free refills?! My Subway don’t do that. They be playing with my feels, damn them. Are you sure about?

I don’t think I want to damage my eyebrows at all. Maybe I play it too safe. I haven’t. I only ever go for their sandwiches and I always get the same exact sandwich. Wow, am I a loser? You gotta come to my subways babe, you’re missing out, extremely. I’m not sure but I’m close to sure.

I mean the only character I remember dying is Brian and even he returned so, I rest my case, you can totally kick this rooster’s ass. Maaaybe, get me a crystal ball and a Hogwarts cape and we’ll see. Oh, I would definitely time travel to get that gold, you underestimate me in my quest to find gold and leprechauns. Shit, I meant Miles. I’m a terrible dad. But yes, Miles is my dog, he’s with my family until I get everything done. Not every sport. I can’t play soccer, I’ve tried, can’t do it. You can have soccer. Okay, first of all, I haven’t been to Santa Monica in ages, I am just remembering stuff as I go! Secondly… fine, you can get some Mexican food.   

Doesn’t Stewie kill Lois in an episode? I am not as tough as Peter plus he’s drunk most of the time, that’s why he has no fear and I did nothing for a rooster to hate me.  I can get you the ball, but I only have Hermione’s wand and a Slytherin sweatshirt, I can give you those instead of the cape. Don’t you know to find gold and leprechauns, you gotta go to the end of the rainbow?? Let me know how that quest goes. You forgot your dogs name?? Give him up, he’s mine, I would never forget something like that. How long until he comes back. I can’t play but I love watching soccer so I’ll take it, I’m not going to complain. Before I moved here, I’ve been to santa monica once and it was just to check out the pier so I’m at the disadvantage here. Yes, thank you so much. I like how it’s mexican food because I won’t just be satisfied with tacos. 

I would keep you around no matter what. Alright, pinky promise. I’ll even bring them to Arrow set whenever you are in your trailer. Hey, I’m a protective dog dad. 

What is this kind heart of yours. Why are you so good to me. Oh my god, I love you so much. please, Imagine them  running around with Ophie. How cute, convince Dani to bring Bella and there’s a dog party. Aren’t all pet parents protective?

You won’t know if you don’t try them out, Emily! It’s all about taking a chance. I refuse to believe that. You could probably rock any look and still look good. Literally me as fuck – I can go in there for just a foot long and be content for a few hours and maybe even one of their soups. NO – you can’t have dates exactly like ours. That ain’t cute.

I’ve had the same eyebrows my entire life, I don’t think I’m ready to change up my lie so drastically, especially if it fails. I won’t look good, I can tell you that already. I have never had one of their soups. I like to eat there because the place near me gives free refills for drinks and it’s a god send. But how will you know? Plus, I don’t know if anything will compare.

I’ve been able to sit down and have a drink back home since you were a pre-teen, so I’m reverting all age back to you being but a wee babe. I may not be at a Felicity level, but I’m completely tech savvy and will hear nothing else on the matter… until I have to call geek squad to fix something. Am I the worst or your favorite? Because I’m going to go with the latter. 

Listen, it’s not my fault you’re an old fart. You could have waited a while before being born, jeez.  You call geek squad? Oh babe, no. That’s terrible, they over charge for everything and everything you need fixed and be done by googling the problem, that’s what they do.  The worst, don’t ever think otherwise.

I was going to say that I’m not too old, but you’re a few years away from a fetus, so it all makes sense. I’m pretty damn tech savvy, so you’re just rude. I’m not too sure what the stipulations are, as of yet, but they’re going to be good.

I am not a fetus, I’m atleast a pre-teen give me my age, jeez. Are you tech savy, are you sure? Maybe you just know how to use a handful of tech stuff and pretend to know what to do. Ugh, you’re the worst, come back to me when you figure it out.

Ohh, I thought we were talking about the sharpie looking kind of brows. Those are badass, by the way. Like I want to rock them one day. I’d do it for the subs, I ain’t even gonna lie. Subway ain’t even that shmancy, we can buy all the subs they have, okay? It’ll be like a date of just eating Subway and measuring my body next to them.

See I want to rock them, I just know I can’t. Dude, I think the only type of eyebrows I can rock are the ones I have on right now. subway isn’t shmancy at all but you know for a fact that if I ever go there that I’ll be full and happy. So it’s never a bad time at Subways. Honestly, does a date need anything else? I’ll make sure any future dates I go on will be just liek that.

 You’re the odd one out. Who even does that with any fruit? Not for long I’m guessing since you can’t trust me but can break my heart.

You clearly don’t have the right people in your life. If I see a strawberry that looks cuter than the rest, I’ll eat it last. You just need positive people like me. There’s a quote that I saw and it’s something like how I break your heart before you realized that you broke mine.

Wait, does that make you Peter Griffin in this scenario? You can totally knock that rooster down though. Opposite thumbs, evolutionary perks, use them to fight the evil rooster! Oh, no way! See? I’m good, I should be a psychic, I didn’t even know about your mom. It’s definitely in your blood. Oh I wish, if gold was my reward, you would’ve finished a week ago. My reward will probably be golf and food. And having Milo around, finally. Badminton? Okay, okay. Good choice! You’d probably kick my ass in Badminton and tennis. Oh, I am not that good in golfing, don’t worry. I am not bad, but I am not Tiger Woods either. Okay, okay… I’d probably try… OH, nevermind. Tacoteca. Ever tried Lengua? I think that’s what it’s called? It’s so good. Well now I’ve decided I’m gonna go get some tacos and you are not getting any for being a meanie. 

No, I’d be whoever dies of fright in Family Guy. This is an irrational fear and I am 100% committed to die because of this rooster in my dreams opposable thumbs or not. If you’re a psychic, will you tell me my future? But only my crystal ball. It’’s only interesting that way.  A week ago, were you even here a week ago? Milo? Please please tell me this is an animal of some sort. So I have tennis and badminton and you have every other sport, that’s fair I guess. Me? Mean? You’re the one constantly changing your mind about these tacos. I don’t have a mean bone in my body. you’re the mean one by not sharing.

You’re something else, Em. I still think you’re trying to steal them away from me.  I’ll let you come hang out with them whenever you want. How’s that?! 

Listen, I have to be extra so that people keep me around.I can pinky promise I won’t steal them away from you. That works with me, I guess. I can’t convince you to do more.