*picks mic* this one is for Jacki @gonecrabbin, I’ve embraced the curse, I shall now live with hsm songs stuck in my head.
Thank you, you big nerd for making my life happier with the cheesiest songs and the loveliest art. Happy birthday!
If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”
that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything
I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person
must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!
Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.
always reblog tumblr identification
This is an absolute tumblr relic. I feel like an archaeologist right now. This is incredible that this is on my dash.
this is from an era long passed
Gotta work on that spacing
y'all what the fuck was bull tit anus tryna be tho
ALDKAKSKAK
I welcome you into my apartment. “where’s all the furniture” you ask. “we don’t need furniture, we only need her” I say and point to the middle of the room, where a single hatsune miku figure stands
anal sneezes are cute as shit
sorry iphone the word i was looking for was “animal” sneezes better luck next time
this is not what i want to be remembered for
being sleepy has just become one of my defining personality traits
just incase u needed this
2helby:
you either die a proud lemon tree owner or you live long enough to see yourself become a lemon stealing whore
I hate that I know what this is referencing
me @ myself at 6pm: okay i’m going to bed early today
me at 2am: haha pranked
