Catch Me Counting Crows

gay af to be a june baby. why were you born during pride month?

The Magnus Archives is a show because if someone says “the episode with the guy who was having bug sex” you need to say “which one?”

Not pictured: me, yanking the steering wheel to screech into a parking lot so I could take a pic of this while my sisters and I absolutely lost it upon seeing this truck

“I’ve managed to resist my cannibalistic instincts and refrain from devouring my wife, but I don’t know how much more I can take. Perhaps looking at my neighbor’s beautiful, blossoming tree will ground me…”

[Image ID: A white box truck parked outside a house. The house has a pink flowering tree in the yard. The truck originally said Great Northern on it, but enough letters have peeled off that now it says "Eat her". End ID.]

love love love that they're back to modified kids on bikes that's such a fun system

Cooking

The Amok Time viewer experience:

The way I sat through the entire screen time:

props to stem people wtf! i can bullshit my way through any english essay because literally u just have to say stuff. but for stem paper u have to say stuff AND it has to be true. wack. 

props to hums people wtf! i can bullshit my way through any stem essay because literally u just have to repeat stuff. but for a hums paper u have to say stuff AND it has to be new stuff from your brain. wack. 

#FINALLY the solidarity we need to defeat business majors

Theyre just fucking with me at this point. Why is he oiled

Theyre just fucking with me at this point. Why is he oiled

Theyre just fucking with me at this point. Why is he oiled

HELLOOOOOOOOO ONE AND ALL

HELLOOOOOOOOO ONE AND ALL

Silly warmup doodle but GODS I LOVE THESE TEENS

NEVER STOP BLOWING UP??? JACOB IN THE DOME??? THIS CAST IS SO PERFECT IM SO EXITED!!! ALSO BRENNAN IS DRESSING UP THIS SEASON????

........unholy thoughts about the new d20 trailer................

........unholy thoughts about the new d20 trailer................