The tumblr app got bugged and I legit thought this was all straight faced nonverbal shitposting

This is how I read all posts about overwatch

Oh my

god

If it’s pizza I’m

Going to Personally Go to HQ and piss whipped cream all over the break room

It’s burgers again it’s phucking burgers again IHOP the P stands for Perpetually Pissed

Majestic

the moment i heard the voice line i couldn’t get this image out of my head

cool down drawing of dva in that capri sun swimsuiit~ patreon . twitter

She is THIRSTY FOR HER

sportswave lucio i did last year for the @luciofanzine! working on this in CMYK killed me lol

U CAN DO IT U FUNKY LESBIAN

“You ever just been SO sick of a Widowmaker, you just…”

By u/Drjackal94

Angela was just having a coffee break.  Little D.va is here to take care of Genji.

Find your element as SCIENTIST MOIRA (Legendary)

Overwatch Archives 2019

“...after what happened with Reinhardt.”

Okay so during the archives preview, Sojourn says, “I know you’re hesitant about sending the strike team out again after what happened with Reinhardt,” and my first thought was, “Oh Reinhardt probably got injured or something.” But then I remembered some dialogue from Sombra…

And some other dialogue from Bastet

I’m thinking the dialogue is adding up that Reinhardt probably fucked up big time and left Overwatch in disgrace. 

He was too dummy thicc

Reinhardt, shouting at 120 Decibels: MORRISON. I AM TRYING TO SNEAK AROUND, BUT I AM TOO DUMMY THICC, AND ZE CLAP OF MEIN ARSCH CHEEKS KEEPS ALERTING TALON.

It’s quite surprising seeing Retailwatch making that big a comeback!

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